BREAKING: RFK jr tells Trump, “This is the Colorado River Frog. It’s secretions contain anti-viral compounds that can fight the Hantavirus. All you have to do is lick it.”May 7, 2026
Trump signed Executive Order 7-11, mandating the metric system. Coincidentally, gas prices have plummeted to $1.50… per literMay 7, 2026
Next up: Trump plans to take billions more taxpayer dollars to build himself a golden castle and the world’s biggest yacht!May 7, 2026
