BREAKING: RFK jr tells Trump, “This is the Colorado River Frog. It’s secretions contain anti-viral compounds that can fight the Hantavirus. All you have to do is lick it.”
by Reg_Cliff
BREAKING: RFK jr tells Trump, “This is the Colorado River Frog. It’s secretions contain anti-viral compounds that can fight the Hantavirus. All you have to do is lick it.”
by Reg_Cliff
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Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!
2026 headline: “White House announces strategic frog reserve.”
Times so trash, I actually thought this is true.
No,No,No
You shove a UV penlight up its ass first THEN up yours. Preferably dipped in bleach.
I don’t know if I want to make a joke about Hypnotoad, or Beavis and Butthead licking random frogs because they heard about the hallucinations that come with certain skin toxins..
edit: of course YT [has the clip](https://youtu.be/BpCWO_X8JGw?si=DmhipUBABrYWFLrl). What was I thinking?
I love you Toad Boy
‘Can I just jerk off two of them?’
The fucked up part is I believed this until I saw the pic. This administration is fucking bonkers so u can never tell what’s real or not.
Idiocracy would be a step up at this point.
Tell me this isn’t true, because this admin might propose it. Orange twitter did propose bleach in veins as covid cure.
Edit: none of this is medical advice, but just reiterating what has been said earlier.
This is a joke right? RIGHT?
https://preview.redd.it/u25z0g11mqzg1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=eba2cb4b25e3505654fef03939995264e66419c1
Had to chek the sub after i thougth it was a real thing.
RFK Jr: “I will cut this frog’s dick off and take it home to study later.”
leave the frogs alone.
These are not the frozen river frogs from ATLA, so sadly they won’t work
Considering what a dipshit of a President we have….wouldn’t surprise me if Donnie boy has licked a couple of frogs b4
Trump is use to licking it; ask Bill Clinton
I mean licking toads to get high on LSA is actually not that bad (psychedelics are powerful, but non addictive and are NOT hard drugs meaning they dont cross the blood brain barrier)
Why is it when Trump is in office we get plagues?
Trump looks extra bad, not bad meaning good, but bad meaning holy fuck he looks half dead.
That’s what she said
So do you eat it, inject it, or shove it up your butt?
Oh man CAN’T WAIT for the South Park episode!! 🤣
Whats next, cheesing?
Sonoran Desert Toad AKA Colorado River Toad, (Incilius alvarius/previously Bufo alvarius) secretions contain 5-Me0-DMT, however licking them will do NOTHING but get you sick. The secretions are poisonous when ingested orally or trans-dermally.
Collecting, drying and then smoking the secretions is another face melting, mind expanding matter altogether…
I’ll take 2 please
By all means Bobbie…lick it.
