“I called France, Macron, whose wife treats him extremely badly, and he’s still recovering from a right to the jaw.” People are laughing as Trump recalls his phone call with Macron.April 2, 2026
“The only stripper I’m in love with is Jesus!” This isn’t satire, it’s real, tax the churchApril 1, 2026
Trump discusses plans for a military bunker being built underneath the white house…just like hezbollahMarch 31, 2026