He just stands there looking around. Completely harmless. No reliable sources state why he does so. He has become a very interesting and iconic feature of central Kristiansand.
Edit: he is also extremely relaxed and speaks borderline gibberish if you try to talk with him. Some claim to have been told by him about why he stands there. Many state different reasons why stands there: police informant, OCD, drug addict, brain-damaged, waiting for someone, meditating, and more.
Used to be a guy that would sit in his car outside a gas station where I live all night long. From about 10pm to 6am. New Cadillac too. He’d go inside the gas station about once an hour to get a fresh cup of coffee. One night the gas station guy went out to empty trash and the guys car door was wide open and he was gone. He called the cops and they found him a couple miles away walking down the road mumbling to himself. He was sliding into dimensia over those years and it finally snapped
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first generation time-traveller, he doesn’t really know when he should be there for the “event”
Casing the joint thoroughly before the big bank heist.
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That’s my weed guy man.
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Grew up with a guy like this who would just stand at the end of the street near my house with a Walkman jamming out slightly dancing (nodding his head and moving his hips) he dressed like early 90’s cool (Jean shorts ,muscle shirt ,Visor glasses)
He was completely harmless and would wave to anyone who drove pass. Waving at him was a daily routine as a child and just seeing him happy having a good time would brighten my day
Even when we would work on the yard he’d come up and ask if he could help in any way. He was such a nice guy
I haven’t seen him in probably a decade. I still hope he’s grooving around somewhere
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He is waiting for a timetraveler
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How and where Kurt Cobain spends his afterlife is no one’s business but his own.
I have a farmer friend who spends days just standing in the middle of one of his fields. I asked him why and he said to win the Nobel prize. He said they give it to people out standing in their field.
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Npc glitch.
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Makes me think that he’s a Residual from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
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I knew these two dudes, Jay and Bob that used to hang out in front of the Quick Stop in Leonardo, New Jersey. Jay was a talker, but I don’t remember Bob saying much.
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Probably a dealer.
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maybe that’s the spot where he always picked up his professor dog but his professor dog died during one of his lectures and never returned..
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Wasn’t this the famous Hava-Bank?
… why?
He just stands there looking around. Completely harmless. No reliable sources state why he does so. He has become a very interesting and iconic feature of central Kristiansand.
Edit: he is also extremely relaxed and speaks borderline gibberish if you try to talk with him. Some claim to have been told by him about why he stands there. Many state different reasons why stands there: police informant, OCD, drug addict, brain-damaged, waiting for someone, meditating, and more.
seems like a chill place to hang
Picking up weed
Must be waiting for McHalf-life
https://preview.redd.it/e7b1npqlej3h1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9fca3503a5f10a7e477c2e86eb70869b9824d75
Google Street View confirms
This the guy from the video where he’s told to stand in a square for a salary?
The gorgeous McDonald’s is the most interesting thing here

[it’s his full time job…](https://youtu.be/PAK1VcjHD3A)

Could someone… I dunno, go ask him why?
Waiting for the ice cream machine to be fixed?
Waiting for silent Bob

Ah I thought this was the new design for the White House ballroom for a second there.
https://youtu.be/gS9o1FAszdk
This explains it
looking for McGold
He’s waiting for Silent Bob. Snoochie boochies!!
Used to be a guy that would sit in his car outside a gas station where I live all night long. From about 10pm to 6am. New Cadillac too. He’d go inside the gas station about once an hour to get a fresh cup of coffee. One night the gas station guy went out to empty trash and the guys car door was wide open and he was gone. He called the cops and they found him a couple miles away walking down the road mumbling to himself. He was sliding into dimensia over those years and it finally snapped
first generation time-traveller, he doesn’t really know when he should be there for the “event”
Yeah I heard Norway has excellent welfare system.

https://i.redd.it/0qcy93u7hj3h1.gif
He met a girl there one day and is still waiting to see her again as he lost her number.
Just a Jåy looking for his Silent Bœb
HA! Kristiansand and the worlds most posh McDs!
He is – as usually here in the southern parts of Norway – there to talk about his lord and saviour jesus. HOW CAN I REACH THEEESE KIIIDS
https://preview.redd.it/8ejk4ku3kj3h1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=711cadd95fd36d0aa4a94c79f6c0ca23283fc07b
Just this guy waiting for his promotion.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/1ypzNmz3t50?ra=m
https://preview.redd.it/sgh56ahslj3h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cfc648efa2d277e90e5be1e20d07be8edce58af
These two should meet. iykyk.
Casing the joint thoroughly before the big bank heist.
That’s my weed guy man.
Grew up with a guy like this who would just stand at the end of the street near my house with a Walkman jamming out slightly dancing (nodding his head and moving his hips) he dressed like early 90’s cool (Jean shorts ,muscle shirt ,Visor glasses)
He was completely harmless and would wave to anyone who drove pass. Waving at him was a daily routine as a child and just seeing him happy having a good time would brighten my day
Even when we would work on the yard he’d come up and ask if he could help in any way. He was such a nice guy
I haven’t seen him in probably a decade. I still hope he’s grooving around somewhere
He is waiting for a timetraveler
How and where Kurt Cobain spends his afterlife is no one’s business but his own.
Hes waiting for Him to return.
https://preview.redd.it/byfwjdcwmj3h1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce49919c847943d0eb19d087db7e2d7bc4a6b78
I have a farmer friend who spends days just standing in the middle of one of his fields. I asked him why and he said to win the Nobel prize. He said they give it to people out standing in their field.
Npc glitch.
Makes me think that he’s a Residual from Dungeon Crawler Carl.
I knew these two dudes, Jay and Bob that used to hang out in front of the Quick Stop in Leonardo, New Jersey. Jay was a talker, but I don’t remember Bob saying much.
Probably a dealer.
maybe that’s the spot where he always picked up his professor dog but his professor dog died during one of his lectures and never returned..
https://preview.redd.it/7pe6uz5jqj3h1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34f75c7519d3e15f4970af946661125410aa754a
Some people just like to hang out at a business.
He’s waiting for the Mc rib to come back

Maybe his best friend is cryogenically frozen for 1000 years
He’s waiting for the ice cream machine to be fixed.
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He is selling drugs.
he told the love of his life hed meet her there at a specific time on a specific date and then forgot the time and date