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    1. He just stands there looking around. Completely harmless. No reliable sources state why he does so. He has become a very interesting and iconic feature of central Kristiansand.

      Edit: he is also extremely relaxed and speaks borderline gibberish if you try to talk with him. Some claim to have been told by him about why he stands there. Many state different reasons why stands there: police informant, OCD, drug addict, brain-damaged, waiting for someone, meditating, and more.

    2. EwokNuggets on

      This the guy from the video where he’s told to stand in a square for a salary?

    3. lenovosucks on

      Ah I thought this was the new design for the White House ballroom for a second there.

    4. Cardinal_350 on

      Used to be a guy that would sit in his car outside a gas station where I live all night long. From about 10pm to 6am. New Cadillac too. He’d go inside the gas station about once an hour to get a fresh cup of coffee. One night the gas station guy went out to empty trash and the guys car door was wide open and he was gone. He called the cops and they found him a couple miles away walking down the road mumbling to himself. He was sliding into dimensia over those years and it finally snapped

    5. MildlyNeutral on

      first generation time-traveller, he doesn’t really know when he should be there for the “event”

    6. Pickupyoheel on

      He met a girl there one day and is still waiting to see her again as he lost her number.

    7. HA! Kristiansand and the worlds most posh McDs!

      He is – as usually here in the southern parts of Norway – there to talk about his lord and saviour jesus. HOW CAN I REACH THEEESE KIIIDS

    8. East-Sand-3785 on

      Grew up with a guy like this who would just stand at the end of the street near my house with a Walkman jamming out slightly dancing (nodding his head and moving his hips) he dressed like early 90’s cool (Jean shorts ,muscle shirt ,Visor glasses)

      He was completely harmless and would wave to anyone who drove pass. Waving at him was a daily routine as a child and just seeing him happy having a good time would brighten my day

      Even when we would work on the yard he’d come up and ask if he could help in any way. He was such a nice guy

      I haven’t seen him in probably a decade. I still hope he’s grooving around somewhere

    9. DiscoQuebrado on

      How and where Kurt Cobain spends his afterlife is no one’s business but his own.

    10. Wild-Exit-6302 on

      I have a farmer friend who spends days just standing in the middle of one of his fields. I asked him why and he said to win the Nobel prize. He said they give it to people out standing in their field.

    11. TemporaryClemency22 on

      I knew these two dudes, Jay and Bob that used to hang out in front of the Quick Stop in Leonardo, New Jersey. Jay was a talker, but I don’t remember Bob saying much.

    12. maybe that’s the spot where he always picked up his professor dog but his professor dog died during one of his lectures and never returned..

    13. aVoidFullOfFarts on

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      Maybe his best friend is cryogenically frozen for 1000 years

    14. Disgusting_Ad5725 on

      he told the love of his life hed meet her there at a specific time on a specific date and then forgot the time and date

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