I can hear the conversion table now: 1 Dicks equals roughly 0.4 standardized units of frustration.
ow-myballs on
Old stolen repost
Themodsarecuntz on
No. This cannot be used as an international unit.
Dicks vary across the world. It would be the same as the whole measuring in hands debacle.
Nervous_Strain9082 on
that means the length of the timber. 242 dicks long.
batman8232 on
So that’s 242 * 3 inches
Gullible_Analyst_348 on
Try not to suck I need dicks on your way through the parking lot,…
silentveilra on
Oh fuck, there is a standard
YeetCompleet on
wtf is a penismeter
rumski on
Iβm 37?!
VioletPur on
anything to avoid using centimeters
babypho on
You don’t even know if its pre pool, post pool, cold weather, warm weather, or who’s Richard they are measuring. Just that it’s 242 of them.
MarceloMilon5 on
don’t worry, in american they think it’s only 8 in total.
SomeDudWithAPhone on
That board is either gigantic or tiny.
What determines it? It depends. Cold weather. Or if bae shows up. It also seems to reduce size in pure fear if a guy gets kicked in the junk, yet rise in mornings.
And no, there is no way to control it.
ReconTooth on
…In a row?!
Outrageous-Plums on
or use a banana for scale
Right-Pirate-8751 on
I dont think that can be used as international unit
Miserable_Clerk_4118 on
wow we measure with wood now π
next time doctor say βyou are 3 planks tallβ and we just accept it π
CrushedSuccubus on
Lmao I love how the only comment visible is someone asking what the meme is about bc I have no clue either ππ
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I can hear the conversion table now: 1 Dicks equals roughly 0.4 standardized units of frustration.
Old stolen repost
No. This cannot be used as an international unit.
Dicks vary across the world. It would be the same as the whole measuring in hands debacle.
that means the length of the timber. 242 dicks long.
So that’s 242 * 3 inches
Try not to suck I need dicks on your way through the parking lot,…
Oh fuck, there is a standard
wtf is a penismeter
Iβm 37?!
anything to avoid using centimeters
You don’t even know if its pre pool, post pool, cold weather, warm weather, or who’s Richard they are measuring. Just that it’s 242 of them.
don’t worry, in american they think it’s only 8 in total.
That board is either gigantic or tiny.
What determines it? It depends. Cold weather. Or if bae shows up. It also seems to reduce size in pure fear if a guy gets kicked in the junk, yet rise in mornings.
And no, there is no way to control it.
…In a row?!
or use a banana for scale
I dont think that can be used as international unit
wow we measure with wood now π
next time doctor say βyou are 3 planks tallβ and we just accept it π
Lmao I love how the only comment visible is someone asking what the meme is about bc I have no clue either ππ