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    1. I can hear the conversion table now: 1 Dicks equals roughly 0.4 standardized units of frustration.

    2. Themodsarecuntz on

      No. This cannot be used as an international unit.

      Dicks vary across the world. It would be the same as the whole measuring in hands debacle.

    3. You don’t even know if its pre pool, post pool, cold weather, warm weather, or who’s Richard they are measuring. Just that it’s 242 of them.

    4. SomeDudWithAPhone on

      That board is either gigantic or tiny.

      What determines it? It depends. Cold weather. Or if bae shows up. It also seems to reduce size in pure fear if a guy gets kicked in the junk, yet rise in mornings.

      And no, there is no way to control it.

    5. Miserable_Clerk_4118 on

      wow we measure with wood now 😭

      next time doctor say β€œyou are 3 planks tall” and we just accept it πŸ’€

    6. CrushedSuccubus on

      Lmao I love how the only comment visible is someone asking what the meme is about bc I have no clue either πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

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