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FCguyATL on June 23, 2026 2:51 pm Could they not find an actual artist? His ass looks like it was lopped off by a guillotine
bpappy12 on June 23, 2026 2:52 pm Man we are like 0 for 5 on these kind of statues. Like that’s just not Messi lol.
IanAlvord on June 23, 2026 2:52 pm Reminds me of this: [Turns out the Ronaldo statue was realistic all along : r/funny](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8ttx89/turns_out_the_ronaldo_statue_was_realistic_all/)
elardmm on June 23, 2026 2:54 pm Is he about to use the world cup trophy as a but plug? Lol. These sculpture designers suck. Every sculpture out there sucks.
fppfle on June 23, 2026 2:55 pm How can Madame Tussaud’s get it so right, and literally every single statue artist get it soooo wrong?
semar_on on June 23, 2026 2:55 pm The World Cup looks like an Anal-Plug 🤷🏻♂️ or an enormous hand that grabs his wiener
greysqualll on June 23, 2026 2:56 pm Honestly I think I’d be Ok with AI taking over the statue game cuz God damn humans can’t seem to do it. At least not the ones in this century.
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Could they not find an actual artist? His ass looks like it was lopped off by a guillotine
Wow, that’s a huge ball.
Is he gonna sit on the trophy?
Man we are like 0 for 5 on these kind of statues. Like that’s just not Messi lol.
Damn too early for the comments… I’ll be back.
Reminds me of this: [Turns out the Ronaldo statue was realistic all along : r/funny](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8ttx89/turns_out_the_ronaldo_statue_was_realistic_all/)
What does it look like from behind it?
Is he about to use the world cup trophy as a but plug? Lol. These sculpture designers suck. Every sculpture out there sucks.
Ah yes, looks reminiscent of derpy Ronaldo. The statue Rioneldo.
r/mildlypenis
Statues of people will never not feel weird
La coppa ha una collocazione… inquietante 🤣🤣🤣
They knew what they were building
1 hombre 1 trophy
How can Madame Tussaud’s get it so right, and literally every single statue artist get it soooo wrong?
The World Cup looks like an Anal-Plug 🤷🏻♂️ or an enormous hand that grabs his wiener
Honestly I think I’d be Ok with AI taking over the statue game cuz God damn humans can’t seem to do it. At least not the ones in this century.
Is this fr? Poor Messi man🤣🤣
Who’s responsible for this waste of space?
Something is holding up his huge nut sack. What a relief!
Well that looks aweful lmao
nobody wanted to be the one to bring it up, huh?
He looks like a drunk young Gandalf
more than 2000 years ago they build better statues than that.
The stuff of nightmares
Omg why is it so bad?
If I was him I’d pay to have it demolished
This is a hideous abomination
The strategically placed award :p