Attitude. I complained about my wife digging holes in margarine. This is what I found next time I opened it. Love that woman.
by Civil-Fan-3586
Attitude. I complained about my wife digging holes in margarine. This is what I found next time I opened it. Love that woman.
by Civil-Fan-3586
43 Comments
Smooth it out and respond with “Yes please”
Margarine? That’s still a thing?
Why would you complain about something like that?
“If you insist”
Stick your dick in it
Yeah no that’s bloody weird. Top layer gets the heat, it’s the softest part. Buy her a shovel if she wants to dig.
What? Your wife acknowledges you?
I’d leave a penis-shaped and sized hole in the margarine after this
This made me laugh harder than it should have.
I once complained about my wife drinking the coffee creamer. The next morning at 5am i made my coffee in the dark and it was weak as fuck.
When I got home I mentioned it, then she pulled the creamer out, and dumped it in front of me showing that it was water and she put the creamer into a jar and hid it from me bc I pissed her off. 🤣
Reply with “what time?”
If thats digging holes, you should see ours. She absolutely murders it.
I never really understood the issue with digging. I don’t do it myself but it’s never bothered me. Is there something I’m missing? Is it just aesthetic?
Reply “it’s a date”
Honestly if the container has any kind of depth, like a peanut butter jar, then a vertical hole makes more sense.
You can more efficiently extract spread from a container when you can get the most surface area of the knife across a level portion of the material. Horizontal scraping becomes more difficult as the level of spread goes below the lip of the container. And corners and edges are always an impediment. But vertical orientation solves all of these problems and results in a uniform extraction for the entirety of the container.
Hahaha she’s a keeper, that would have made my day😂
Really buttering you up, huh?
The dedication to spite is quite lovely
She must be commenting on the fact that it’s. Block of margarine instead of butter
Lmao
I don’t like margarine, so this is an amusement that is not available to me. Wonder if obscenities scratched into a stick of store brand salted butter would have the same impact.
Your wife sounds lively. Never a dull moment. 🤣
Why Neanderthal digs into butter like that?
i recommend separate tubs. Speaking from experiance.
I can see how stuff like this can be funny, but I would have hated this from my ex wife. She was somehow constantly angry and had problems with everyone in her life. Because of that, I married the mildest woman ever, so I guess it would be funny coming from her.
I’d take that as an invitation…
Derp
Time to run.
Your answer – “Fine, when?”
So many margarine haters in this thread
Hide a balloon under the margerine and wait till she pops it
The back side of a spoon is superior for maintaining a smooth top layer in the tub and even application of butter on your bread while minimizing tearing. I have converted very few to this ideology, yet I persist.
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Digging holes is still way better than putting back margerine/butter with crumbs in it.
Margarine? You’re both disgusting.
My mother tears chunks off the block of cheese instead of just cutting it, the animal.
now I’m wondering if I can write something in my husband’s cream cheese that he would notice. Not mean though.
Please don’t marry margarine eaters we don’t need them proliferating.
Lol now I’m singing “Message in a Bottle” as “Message in the Butter” 😂
A tub of anything is literally meant to be dug in.
Your wife rocks though.
Buying and consuming margarine is a damning indictment of you both.
Why would digging holes in the margarine be a problem? It’s not keeping you from access what’s in the container. What a weird complaint.
My wife pulled up next to me on the way to work, as I was too, and she flipped me off. Perfect.
This is a marriage that is going to last because they talk about their feelings to each other. I know because I have been married for 33 years!