That’s how you know they putting drugs in it, right there!

tui_la_ai on
A paid actor is what he is
computer7blue on
My greyhound didn’t gaf about any of that stuff but he went absolutely nuts whenever “Jump Around” by House of Pain played. The first time that happened was quite the surprise from such a sloth.
OneSalientOversight on
R.U.N.N.O.F.T.
SimonPho3nix on
Dog’s like “Ready to comply”

Altruistic-Map5605 on
My dog knows what treats are and won’t always do things for treats. but “meat” he will do anything if I say “meat” except get in the bathtub. he hates water.
lorjebu on
WHY HAVE YOU WOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER? WHAT IS YOUR OFFERING?
Hardstuckmoron on

jesperbj on
Title underplays this one.
mrsunrider on
Homie did her dirty
Gone wake her up and not even have any chicken ready
Map-Glass on
Where’s the chicken, dad?
EsToBoY629 on
Fake, he presses a finger into the dog to wake em up
Mammoth-Pass9658 on
My dog’s wake-up call is “sweet potato” lol. If I point to a corner and say “sweet potato,” he’ll be there in no time.
I can say we are going to the pet store, no reaction. She doesnt know the word pet. Toy on the other hand….so its hysterical, if I say we are going to the toy store shes bouncing off the walls and ready to go
Aspeeed on
Remembering harry potter and fluffy the three headed dog waking up … 😂
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I mean, i wake up when my alarm goes off, not when the garbage collectors come at 5 am.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That was way longer than it had to be.
Where’s the chicken carl? Where is it
She was awake the whole time, just waiting to hear a word, the word, any word that she understands
What would he do if you said Klondike Bar?
She’s so greedy! lol where’s the chicken!!!!
That was an excellent blog
‘chick’ or ‘chicken’ ?
Those ears!! 🤩
So here’s the thing. My dog now knows how to spell. She now associates the spelling of the word we were trying to conceal.
If I say “gee O 2 the eff oh arr eee es tee” she understands lmao
So now I have to say to my wife: No need to walk her right now babe, I’m going to take her later to “the place with tall green things” 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/zco90esu8u3h1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29e61ec202cbbf69400af1cbee65fd7b6ac5dcd5
That’s how you know they putting drugs in it, right there!

A paid actor is what he is
My greyhound didn’t gaf about any of that stuff but he went absolutely nuts whenever “Jump Around” by House of Pain played. The first time that happened was quite the surprise from such a sloth.
R.U.N.N.O.F.T.
Dog’s like “Ready to comply”

My dog knows what treats are and won’t always do things for treats. but “meat” he will do anything if I say “meat” except get in the bathtub. he hates water.
WHY HAVE YOU WOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER? WHAT IS YOUR OFFERING?

Title underplays this one.
Homie did her dirty
Gone wake her up and not even have any chicken ready
Where’s the chicken, dad?
Fake, he presses a finger into the dog to wake em up
My dog’s wake-up call is “sweet potato” lol. If I point to a corner and say “sweet potato,” he’ll be there in no time.
Dogs name? Right.
Adorable
What a gorgeous dog.
https://preview.redd.it/6pkd5k0ceu3h1.png?width=254&format=png&auto=webp&s=7936d66c2081ea0de3ad7ca28bd7f6498ac9b919
Like in the Dave Chappelle show.
I JUST HEARD THE MAGIC WORDS!
CHICKEN!
I can say we are going to the pet store, no reaction. She doesnt know the word pet. Toy on the other hand….so its hysterical, if I say we are going to the toy store shes bouncing off the walls and ready to go
Remembering harry potter and fluffy the three headed dog waking up … 😂