I really miss that days when I knew twitter accounts were fake
pvtteemo on
Over the guy cheating on his wife and letting grapists of 3 year old go Scott free? Is this a real question?
ashmichael73 on

Asproat920 on
Fitting that both trump and Paxton focus on sweaty male bodies and committing fraud instead of promoting policies that benefit the USA
NotYerBoyBlue on
Sounds like a lot of projection.
Asproat920 on
Fitting that both trump and Paxton focus on sweaty male bodies and committing fraud instead of promoting policies that benefit the USA
Stank_Dukem on
“The kind of guy who doesn’t mind watching a sweaty leather-clad bear bend a twink over the kitchen table and pounding his sweet acorn till he’s in tears. Now, is that the kind of man you want representing Texas?”
Middle_Finger7236 on

Texas_Sam2002 on
MAGA loves projecting their homo-erotic tendencies on others. I mean, it’s ok to have those tendencies, but not when you try to weaponize them. Paxton is a lover of pedophiles.
bring-me-your-bagels on
Oddly specific but ok
Rhakha on
Considering the numerous amounts of adulturous debauchery Paxton participated in, he has zero room to speak. But then again, the details that he put of these hypothetical men suggest that he’s one of those “a hole is a hole” guys on the DL… or the divorce made of get into smut books and he’s compensating for his own misery.
looselylawless on
lol whenever men use a lot of descriptors when talking about same sex relationships negatively, like his use of “sweaty male bodies pressed against each other” I imagine them biting their lip and getting a little aroused as they write that because why the fuck else would you say all that? 😂😂😂🤭
cacarson7 on
They just can’t stop fixating on gay sex, can they?
dragonfliesloveme on
says the dude that is ok (supportive actually) of freakin pedophiles??!
i’m so sick of this sh it
TinyDogGuy on
Ken Paxton is just so fucking gross. You know they will slide him right in with space lasers and vote suppression. Fucking lazy-eye psychopath.
PlutoJones42 on
Someone unlock the door for Ken Paxton so he can get out of the closet already
RaidRover on
Tweeting this is gayer than anything Ive ever seen Talarico say or do.
p1gnone on
sounds like Paxton is aroused
littlerosexo on
I’m looking for a parody icon but I can’t find one.
Im_actually_OP on
“Doesn’t disturb him in the least” says the guy who will reduce your prison sentence to 30 days for raping little boys.
Dazug on
I’m 80% sure this is satire, but twitter sucks and I don’t have an account to check it.
Rinzy2000 on
Is it real? Fake? I seriously can’t tell. God I hate this timeline.
charlie_ferrous on
“I bet this soft Lib is fine with men kissing. Strong men, betraying their stoicism, staring deeply into each other’s eyes, and breathing in sync as one thrusts inside the other. Feeling connected like never before, seen and wanted like they always dreamed. I bet…I bet Talarico is fine with all that. That…that pervert.”
daemonicwanderer on
Didn’t Paxton just get a pedophile out of the clink super early and not have him on the pedo list?
diabolis_avocado on

5043090 on
If he’s a standard Republican he has a Grindr account and the “sweaty male bodies pressed against each other” sounds REALLY specific.
thegloracle on
I sent a note to him directly at [ken.paxton@oag.texas.gov](mailto:ken.paxton@oag.texas.gov) to see if this is true. We certainly don’t want to be spreading false rumours.
EDIT: Juuuuust got an email return notice as “Your message was rejected by the recipient’s domain because the recipient’s email address isn’t listed in the domain’s directory. It might be misspelled or it might not exist.”
Will keep looking for a current email to make sure this situation is handled properly.
Igmuhota on
God damn, the lady dost be protesting like a motherfucker.
AllISeeAreGems on
Friendly reminder that Ken Paxton’s office gave a sexual predator *only* 60 days for raping his son’s best friend over the course of three years.
He got out in half that for ‘good behavior’ btw
Kaleria84 on
Meanwhile, Paxton’s buddy raped a two year old male child and Paxton talked the guy down to 29 days in prison and not having to register as a sex offender.
Seems like that’s the kind of thing Paxton is into.
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I really miss that days when I knew twitter accounts were fake
Over the guy cheating on his wife and letting grapists of 3 year old go Scott free? Is this a real question?

Fitting that both trump and Paxton focus on sweaty male bodies and committing fraud instead of promoting policies that benefit the USA
Sounds like a lot of projection.
Fitting that both trump and Paxton focus on sweaty male bodies and committing fraud instead of promoting policies that benefit the USA
“The kind of guy who doesn’t mind watching a sweaty leather-clad bear bend a twink over the kitchen table and pounding his sweet acorn till he’s in tears. Now, is that the kind of man you want representing Texas?”

MAGA loves projecting their homo-erotic tendencies on others. I mean, it’s ok to have those tendencies, but not when you try to weaponize them. Paxton is a lover of pedophiles.
Oddly specific but ok
Considering the numerous amounts of adulturous debauchery Paxton participated in, he has zero room to speak. But then again, the details that he put of these hypothetical men suggest that he’s one of those “a hole is a hole” guys on the DL… or the divorce made of get into smut books and he’s compensating for his own misery.
lol whenever men use a lot of descriptors when talking about same sex relationships negatively, like his use of “sweaty male bodies pressed against each other” I imagine them biting their lip and getting a little aroused as they write that because why the fuck else would you say all that? 😂😂😂🤭
They just can’t stop fixating on gay sex, can they?
says the dude that is ok (supportive actually) of freakin pedophiles??!
i’m so sick of this sh it
Ken Paxton is just so fucking gross. You know they will slide him right in with space lasers and vote suppression. Fucking lazy-eye psychopath.
Someone unlock the door for Ken Paxton so he can get out of the closet already
Tweeting this is gayer than anything Ive ever seen Talarico say or do.
sounds like Paxton is aroused
I’m looking for a parody icon but I can’t find one.
“Doesn’t disturb him in the least” says the guy who will reduce your prison sentence to 30 days for raping little boys.
I’m 80% sure this is satire, but twitter sucks and I don’t have an account to check it.
Is it real? Fake? I seriously can’t tell. God I hate this timeline.
“I bet this soft Lib is fine with men kissing. Strong men, betraying their stoicism, staring deeply into each other’s eyes, and breathing in sync as one thrusts inside the other. Feeling connected like never before, seen and wanted like they always dreamed. I bet…I bet Talarico is fine with all that. That…that pervert.”
Didn’t Paxton just get a pedophile out of the clink super early and not have him on the pedo list?

If he’s a standard Republican he has a Grindr account and the “sweaty male bodies pressed against each other” sounds REALLY specific.
I sent a note to him directly at [ken.paxton@oag.texas.gov](mailto:ken.paxton@oag.texas.gov) to see if this is true. We certainly don’t want to be spreading false rumours.
EDIT: Juuuuust got an email return notice as “Your message was rejected by the recipient’s domain because the recipient’s email address isn’t listed in the domain’s directory. It might be misspelled or it might not exist.”
Will keep looking for a current email to make sure this situation is handled properly.
God damn, the lady dost be protesting like a motherfucker.
Friendly reminder that Ken Paxton’s office gave a sexual predator *only* 60 days for raping his son’s best friend over the course of three years.
He got out in half that for ‘good behavior’ btw
Meanwhile, Paxton’s buddy raped a two year old male child and Paxton talked the guy down to 29 days in prison and not having to register as a sex offender.
Seems like that’s the kind of thing Paxton is into.