Me, petting the pitbull, “Yall ever think about joining a union?”
by JennyBeckman
Me, petting the pitbull, “Yall ever think about joining a union?”
by JennyBeckman
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I knew a dude who ran a trap house and the entire thing would go on break from 1-2, every day. I used to hang out there a bunch, cause I was a degen drug addict who used to do work around the house and garden in exchange for cocaine, and this was always the funniest time to be in the house. We’d be like eating lunch and for that hour people would still keep showing up and knocking but we weren’t allowed to answer the door. At 2 when I would go back to work in the garden or on the roof or wherever I was working again, there would be like 6 or more people hanging out pretending to act normally in the driveway.
“You ever thought of franchising? This location CAN’T be great for foot traffic.”
I was watching American gangster recently, and my dumb brain had that thought too
“What happens if one of them doesn’t show up? Does the other girl have to do more work? Do they worry she will tell on them? Do they all live there? Do they get paid? They must. If they do get paid, they must also leave, since money is only good if you can spend it…maybe they’re users, but then Frank Lucas doesn’t seem like the kind of person to let users be the product packers….
And then I said to myself, out loud, “man shut the fuck up and just watch the Godamn show”
Probably the only workplace where the “retirement plan” is to not make it past 36.
“Do you have a gender neutral restroom?”
“So what’s yall insurance package like? Yall got PPOs or is it all HSAs or….?”
Inquisitiveness ain’t real trap shit? Well damn. 💀
There’s a conversation in Cyberpunk 2077 where a newly recruited member of the Scavs, a gang dedicated to kidnapping people and stripping out all their organs and cyberware, is asking about her lunch break and it’s one of my favorite background gags in the game.
Naw for real though they really be running like businesses lol customers lined up outside early waiting for the shop to open like old people on a saturday morning
me, in a visor in front of a old school counting machine: “listen i was looking at the work schedule, and you got too many people workin doubles… you need to either hire more or promote some of those kids off the corner to bring your numbers up or you’ll be looking at burnout next quarter”
“Look I ain’t saying your stuff ain’t on point. Just, you know, diversify your portfolio.” 💀
The fukn caption 🤣🤣🤣
“How much y’all got back there?”
“Enough.” 😎