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    1. mayorodoyle on

      If instead of “aced” it said “made to take,” the numbers would be the same.

    2. I’ve never seen anyone so completely oblivious to how stupid and embarrassing they are.

    3. Mr-MuffinMan on

      to be fair, I always thought Obama, then 48, always seemed off. I remember when he took like 5 minutes out of each one of his speeches to rant about windmills and how they are killing birds, and how the revolutionary army took the airports.

      remember when he was ranting about paper straws exploding, and how water kills magnets?

      glad DJT has passed 3

    4. Swackhammer_ on

      This recurring bit he’s doing is actually the funniest for me right under Four Seasons Total Landscaping

      Like what a fucking moron lolol

    5. Obama can literally quote passages from books he has read word for word.
      Trump has never read a book and is functionally illiterate.

    6. Your average citizen would have been put on a hold and transferred to a psych ward by now

    7. AppropriateAgent44 on

      Gotta be one of the most unintentionally funny things he’s done

    8. LordNemissary on

      I wonder if he has a single advisor that will tell him the truth about anything? Or if he does have them is he just too dumb to understand what they tell him? This is a truly humiliating time for the country.

    9. TinCanSailor987 on

      This is the equivalent of “I’ve taken 10 field sobriety tests! I’d love to see Obama do that”

    10. It’s not likely he is telling the truth. He probably failed at least 2/3 of those tests.

    11. “do you have a certificate that states that you do not have donkey brains?”-Charlie the lawyer.

    12. niubishuaige on

      My high school teachers made me take 3 tests for mental impairment! I passed them all so I’m smarter than anyone who never had to take a test of their mental impairment. Yep, smarter than Elon Musk AND Grant Cardone!

    13. olcrazypete on

      Its Frank Reynolds asking if anyone else has a certificate that says they don’t have donkey brains. Jezus.

    14. I love how he always goes with the pic where he thinks he looks menacing but really he looks like he’s actively pooping his pants

    15. JangSaverem on

      The

      Didn’t shit my pants today

      Chart

      Because when it comes down to it, if you HAVE a

      “didnt shit my pants today” chart

      It’s likely that you are someone who shits their pants. Obama and Biden don’t have that chart to begin with

    16. QuintusNonus on

      This is one of the most brutal own goals I’ve ever seen. Because what it implies means he will never know it’s an own goal

    17. If Biden had bragged about taking ONE cognitive impairment exam, the press would have never shut up about it.

      Trump brags about it constantly and the media sane washes it. It’s insane.

    18. Weewoofiatruck on

      That’s like saying I’ve aced COVID tests. But I took the tests cause I had symptoms…

    19. Journeys_End71 on

      Remember…THIS is the same guy that said if you stopped testing for COVID that the number of cases would drop to zero.

    20. AceofKnaves44 on

      Donald Trump is so desperate to have something to brag about he’ll willingly brag about things that any other human being wouldn’t talk about.

    21. loztriforce on

      Trump reminds me of a kid from grade school in the ’80s.

      He was a bully, a little shit of a kid, and apparently both of his parents were lawyers. He was sure to tell everyone about what his parents did for a living while running around hitting other kids: as soon as the other kid tried to retaliate, he’d yell that his parents would sue the kids’ parents.

      We didn’t know the ramifications or the ins and outs of our parents getting sued, but we knew it wasn’t a good thing. So kids backed down, and the little shit would do the same thing at recess, time and time again.

      The bully would get caught trying to cheat at games like flag football, but he’d always have this smug fucking look on his face, like he knew he wouldn’t suffer any consequences. Anyways, the cockgoblin pedo in charge reminds me of that little shit.

    22. Completely unaware of the fact that he “aced these cognitive tests” because Biden and Obama weren’t in such a cognitive decline that they needed to be given one 🤦‍♂️

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