9447044 on May 27, 2026 9:45 am Dont worry. I already have alot of samples in my “lab” (its the family computer area)
SableDuskMelt on May 27, 2026 9:52 am Bro bypassed the whole laboratory processing pipeline to pitch a direct hardware integration
Subject471 on May 27, 2026 9:59 am When the Doctor tells you this, you’re definitely not going to be a donor.
corobo on May 27, 2026 11:40 am The doctor who has been taking samples only to cover his shady scheme where he’s been doing this himself: No
Small-Addition-1705 on May 27, 2026 11:48 am do you not have any other topic in life isnt it too stupid to do this over and over again on same shit do you even know what your are talking to stop now because it makes no sense it just shows how dumb you are
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Dont worry. I already have alot of samples in my “lab” (its the family computer area)
If only there were a fresh sperm donation center.
Hmm…

Bro tried to bypass the middleman.
Bro bypassed the whole laboratory processing pipeline to pitch a direct hardware integration
That’s… not how it works.
It’s a valid question.. like c’mon.
Into the patient*
When the Doctor tells you this,
you’re definitely not going to be a donor.
I guess this technique was used back in ancient times.
Creepy. Didn’t even laugh.
OSHA is taking notes.
Wow the meme quality is at the lowest on this sub lately!
Cutting out the middleman to save on healthcare costs.
Doctor: Your sperm is weak, GTFO.
Bro used his Full brain
Bro really asked for the premium delivery option
Cant wait for these memes to die. They’re all so shit.
Patient is all about efficiency
Is the doctor going to hold it and put it in for him?
Bonk!
Bro wants to test on prod
Having a kid with none of the fun parts.
I’d like to make a direct deposit
So… no?
Jajajaja

The doctor who has been taking samples only to cover his shady scheme where he’s been doing this himself:
No
do you not have any other topic in life
isnt it too stupid to do this over and over again on same shit
do you even know what your are talking to stop now because it makes no sense it just shows how dumb you are
That wasn’t generosity, that was enthusiasm.
I wonder in what case a patient needs sperm…
and they call me the bypass man