Imagine trying to fire someone who doesn’t even possess an official payroll profile 😭
LanguidFeverUnravel on
If they call the FBI, just show up at headquarters on Monday morning with a clipboard and a cup of coffee
Human_Increase2657 on
why would I work if I am not getting paid
_--Jamoi--_ on
Yeah and salary just magically appears on your bank account then.
mechantpigeon on
Op :

Goku_R_Luffy on
: AI can’t take my job
What’s your job?
: Searching for a job.
RubyWeapon07 on
this is called community service
OneNavan on
If only this could work easily
MeteorMann on
Real talk, though, police stations are almost always hiring for a variety of positions *other than* being a cop, just check it out
SuicideSpeedrun on
“Hire me or I’ll work for you” is not a threat I expected to see
Amelia-In on
It took me just over one year to find a job after losing my prior. I can write a damn book with all the problems that exist in the current hiring process. I just cannot get past that present day we are hiring people the same way it was done 60 years ago. And yet everything in the corporate environment has changed
trap_user on
until the company has IDs that can work as a gate pass and time card
snake_casey on
New life hack unlocked: just show up and start typing. What are they gonna do, pay you?
0621Hertz on

Kramer did it first. Doing some TCB.
craftichris on
Right, of course, how could I be so stupid
LushMist_ on
This is the most unhinged yet relatable career advice I’ve ever seen 🤣
Marus1 on
Good … you don’t get paid because you don’t have a contract
Fantastic_Fun242 on
Imagine confidently attending meetings for 3 weeks before anyone notices.
SuddenLea on
The worst they can say is ‘sir please leave immediately’
MildlyAnnoyedLobster on
That’s pretty much how I got my fist couple jobs. I just walked in and asked if they’re hiring.
It frustrates me when other guys my age flat out refuse to do so while complaining about jobs.
Any manufacturing, retail, service, or construction company you can literally just walk into the front office and ask for a job. The last 3 years especially.
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Imagine trying to fire someone who doesn’t even possess an official payroll profile 😭
If they call the FBI, just show up at headquarters on Monday morning with a clipboard and a cup of coffee
why would I work if I am not getting paid
Yeah and salary just magically appears on your bank account then.
Op :

: AI can’t take my job
What’s your job?
: Searching for a job.
this is called community service
If only this could work easily
Real talk, though, police stations are almost always hiring for a variety of positions *other than* being a cop, just check it out
“Hire me or I’ll work for you” is not a threat I expected to see
It took me just over one year to find a job after losing my prior. I can write a damn book with all the problems that exist in the current hiring process. I just cannot get past that present day we are hiring people the same way it was done 60 years ago. And yet everything in the corporate environment has changed
until the company has IDs that can work as a gate pass and time card
New life hack unlocked: just show up and start typing. What are they gonna do, pay you?

Kramer did it first. Doing some TCB.
Right, of course, how could I be so stupid
This is the most unhinged yet relatable career advice I’ve ever seen 🤣
Good … you don’t get paid because you don’t have a contract
Imagine confidently attending meetings for 3 weeks before anyone notices.
The worst they can say is ‘sir please leave immediately’
That’s pretty much how I got my fist couple jobs. I just walked in and asked if they’re hiring.
It frustrates me when other guys my age flat out refuse to do so while complaining about jobs.
Any manufacturing, retail, service, or construction company you can literally just walk into the front office and ask for a job. The last 3 years especially.