I start practicing my innocent person walk the second a cop car passes me
ColdIntention420 on
The way innocent people start walking like they owe taxes the second they see a cop car
IndependenceSenior47 on
That mf is me
DemonRaily on
I live in Europe so for me the cops are non issue to the point that in my opinion they are at times way too toothless, but I still do the “innocent person walk” all the same simply because I do not enjoy people who have too much power over me in any capacity.
VVP12 on
Trying the hardest to not show hints of the crime that did not happen or i even have done incase maybe i did do that crime i dont know of
ROMGSKN on
I’m mfs
dave_dynasty on
Me walking into a store and leaving without buying anything.
1nsidiousOne on
I’m just black bro leave me alone
Random_Nickname274 on
You can’t know criminal history of police officer
lordgoku07 on
Runnnnn ! Dawg

xxLevar on
Run u puss

Dr_Axton on
Well, duh. Luckily I cannot be drafted but the guys can still fine me for something I didn’t even think you can be fined for
Charles12_13 on
That’s what seeing so much police brutality and power abuse against innocent people does to people
foomits on
I’ve been harassed by police for no reason at least a dozen times in my life.
My favorite was when I was 18, coming home from graduation night and I got pulled over even though I was going under the speed limit. The cop demanded to search my vehicle and I said no. Then he said he smelled weed and was going to arrest me if I didnt let him search my vehicle. I was a stupid 18 year old, so I said okay… like 15 minutes later, after finding nothing, he let me go.
I’m not sure I’ve really ever had a positive interaction with police. Even now in my professional career, I have to routinely fight with police who try to come onto a treatment facility property and run tags for patients seeking substance use disorder treatment.
Police in the US are a fucking cancer.
kojimbob on

061van on
This guy

ineB2019 on
The reason this happens is because we know those people have the ability to completly fuck our day up, innocent or not.
DCMartin91 on
I ran the streets for a decade as a drug addict and got out with no criminal record by the skin of my teeth. I’m sure not going to screw that up now.
bartek_666666 on
Because i would like it to stay that way
MindProfessional9603 on
The internal PANIC that some sort of stolen goods have spawned into my possession
lvlr_l3inx on
wow .. i just realized how true this is
IAlwaysOutsmartU on
Then date them so they’re not single anymore.
Angio343 on
Cops are NEVER your friend. You just blend in hoping they gonna arrest someone else.
Aggravating_Duck6108 on
A white person made this.
dylanteears on
Because the police will stop you and make you give them your id and threaten you if you dont do it, treating you like a murderer
cdda_survivor on
Because most cops think they are this.

Budget-Lawyer4129 on
Survival Instinct
NiccoR06 on
I don’t care if they’re a cop, I’m staying away from someone who has a firearm on them
MushroomLover32167 on
Yeah because police are scary and believe they are god. Even if I didn’t do a single thing, I’ll always have a fear of “authority” .
whimpwhomp on
Always think I committed a crime that I completely forgot about
SpongeKibbles333 on
Makes me think of Ben Wyatt around the police in Parks and Rec 🤣

SergeantCrwhips on
yes,
you should always be scared of the police
iamhonkykong on
You say that like cops haven’t swatted, arrested, or straight up killed random people for no reason before especially recently
R_Nelle on
That is a physical behavior, cause many people see police officer as avatar that represent the total fairness or the right thing, (it’s physiological bro) so they start to fear of a “God judgment” cause they remember for example that time they were dishonest or not right..
Just chill, nothing to worry, we all make mistakes
Old-Hunter6508 on
Yeah because the cop can magically give me criminal history simply cause he feels like it is the problem
GabuGeek on
My friend with zero criminal history was raped by police
Mordethewraith99 on
Especially nowadays you don’t know if they’re real cops or not.
No_Entertainment6792 on
cant relate, Im not american. cops are respected here and their bodycams always seem to work.
soslightlysalty on
Being brown is enough of a crime to get you killed while you’re sleeping… so please, shut all the up.
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I start practicing my innocent person walk the second a cop car passes me
The way innocent people start walking like they owe taxes the second they see a cop car
That mf is me
I live in Europe so for me the cops are non issue to the point that in my opinion they are at times way too toothless, but I still do the “innocent person walk” all the same simply because I do not enjoy people who have too much power over me in any capacity.
Trying the hardest to not show hints of the crime that did not happen or i even have done incase maybe i did do that crime i dont know of
I’m mfs
Me walking into a store and leaving without buying anything.
I’m just black bro leave me alone
You can’t know criminal history of police officer
Runnnnn ! Dawg

Run u puss

Well, duh. Luckily I cannot be drafted but the guys can still fine me for something I didn’t even think you can be fined for
That’s what seeing so much police brutality and power abuse against innocent people does to people
I’ve been harassed by police for no reason at least a dozen times in my life.
My favorite was when I was 18, coming home from graduation night and I got pulled over even though I was going under the speed limit. The cop demanded to search my vehicle and I said no. Then he said he smelled weed and was going to arrest me if I didnt let him search my vehicle. I was a stupid 18 year old, so I said okay… like 15 minutes later, after finding nothing, he let me go.
I’m not sure I’ve really ever had a positive interaction with police. Even now in my professional career, I have to routinely fight with police who try to come onto a treatment facility property and run tags for patients seeking substance use disorder treatment.
Police in the US are a fucking cancer.

This guy

The reason this happens is because we know those people have the ability to completly fuck our day up, innocent or not.
I ran the streets for a decade as a drug addict and got out with no criminal record by the skin of my teeth. I’m sure not going to screw that up now.
Because i would like it to stay that way
The internal PANIC that some sort of stolen goods have spawned into my possession
wow .. i just realized how true this is
Then date them so they’re not single anymore.
Cops are NEVER your friend. You just blend in hoping they gonna arrest someone else.
A white person made this.
Because the police will stop you and make you give them your id and threaten you if you dont do it, treating you like a murderer
Because most cops think they are this.

Survival Instinct
I don’t care if they’re a cop, I’m staying away from someone who has a firearm on them
Yeah because police are scary and believe they are god. Even if I didn’t do a single thing, I’ll always have a fear of “authority” .
Always think I committed a crime that I completely forgot about
Makes me think of Ben Wyatt around the police in Parks and Rec 🤣

yes,
you should always be scared of the police
You say that like cops haven’t swatted, arrested, or straight up killed random people for no reason before especially recently
That is a physical behavior, cause many people see police officer as avatar that represent the total fairness or the right thing, (it’s physiological bro) so they start to fear of a “God judgment” cause they remember for example that time they were dishonest or not right..
Just chill, nothing to worry, we all make mistakes
Yeah because the cop can magically give me criminal history simply cause he feels like it is the problem
My friend with zero criminal history was raped by police
Especially nowadays you don’t know if they’re real cops or not.
cant relate, Im not american. cops are respected here and their bodycams always seem to work.
Being brown is enough of a crime to get you killed while you’re sleeping… so please, shut all the up.