I would have no trouble believing that Dear Leader’s dementia has advanced to the point where he thinks that Camp David is a campground.
DustyScharole on
I wonder if the medical team at Walter Reed asked him not to fly. Hmmm….
Cephalopod_Dropbear on
My money is on the doctors telling him not to fly. Maybe not even travel.
mamadou-segpa on
He’s a frail old man he can’t travel in bad weather
joshtalife on
Something went wrong with his third annual exam this year.
skintastegood on
Doctors advise to not travel.
TheJanks on
Why did everyone need to know
Ok_Blueberry304 on
Uber eats refused to deliver his McDonald’s until camp David’s tab is paid.
meep_morp_zeep on
Risk it bro. You’re smarter than doctors.
Happy_Nihilist_ on
Skips his son’s wedding, has his third “routine checkup” in a few months, and now isn’t leaving the White House.
But sure, he’s the “healthiest president ever” with no medical problems at all…
boobsandbrains668 on
Someone’s afraid of leaving his bunker. Also, he has complained in the past about Camp David and thinks its a dump.
save-aiur on
Can’t golf there because of the weather so he doesn’t want to leave the house
FlufferBearDog on
He’s falling apart. Stress makes Dementia worse. Saw it first hand.
psypher98 on
So between this and Jr’s wedding, his doctors definitely told him not to travel, right?
Creative_Buddy7160 on
Is this actually how his cabinet gets updates?
Long-Astronaut-3363 on
You know something’s really wrong if he’s pretending to care about logistics and “safety.”
16Shells on
i hope that he’s told he can never play golf again, and it just eats at him forever until the stress does everyone a favour
praguer56 on
I know it’s 2026 but does everything have to be tweeted?
Death4AllAges on
I miss when the President didn’t feel the need to tweet every single thought and update. Like a teenager finding social media for the first time.
Fucking narcissistic ass hat
MrEngineer404 on
Uh Oh, sounds like someone’s hospice care doctors just had to explain to his handlers how poorly the bloated corpse’s health would handle extended travel and time away from the typical high-end medical services.
Rooting for “The Headline”, more and more. Come on, congenital heart failure! We believe in you!
lgbtjase on
So they can fake another “attempted” assassanation?
Tristan2353 on

College-Lumpy on
Doctor doesn’t want him travelling.
JustWow52 on
How sick *is* he?
After all those accusations about Biden’s health and mental capacity (and for far less serious occurrences) does anybody *not* find this kind of shady?
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I would have no trouble believing that Dear Leader’s dementia has advanced to the point where he thinks that Camp David is a campground.
I wonder if the medical team at Walter Reed asked him not to fly. Hmmm….
My money is on the doctors telling him not to fly. Maybe not even travel.
He’s a frail old man he can’t travel in bad weather
Something went wrong with his third annual exam this year.
Doctors advise to not travel.
Why did everyone need to know
Uber eats refused to deliver his McDonald’s until camp David’s tab is paid.
Risk it bro. You’re smarter than doctors.
Skips his son’s wedding, has his third “routine checkup” in a few months, and now isn’t leaving the White House.
But sure, he’s the “healthiest president ever” with no medical problems at all…
Someone’s afraid of leaving his bunker. Also, he has complained in the past about Camp David and thinks its a dump.
Can’t golf there because of the weather so he doesn’t want to leave the house
He’s falling apart. Stress makes Dementia worse. Saw it first hand.
So between this and Jr’s wedding, his doctors definitely told him not to travel, right?
Is this actually how his cabinet gets updates?
You know something’s really wrong if he’s pretending to care about logistics and “safety.”
i hope that he’s told he can never play golf again, and it just eats at him forever until the stress does everyone a favour
I know it’s 2026 but does everything have to be tweeted?
I miss when the President didn’t feel the need to tweet every single thought and update. Like a teenager finding social media for the first time.
Fucking narcissistic ass hat
Uh Oh, sounds like someone’s hospice care doctors just had to explain to his handlers how poorly the bloated corpse’s health would handle extended travel and time away from the typical high-end medical services.
Rooting for “The Headline”, more and more. Come on, congenital heart failure! We believe in you!
So they can fake another “attempted” assassanation?

Doctor doesn’t want him travelling.
How sick *is* he?
After all those accusations about Biden’s health and mental capacity (and for far less serious occurrences) does anybody *not* find this kind of shady?