Hospital visits every six months, cognitive assessments every 3 months, all very routine… for a patient recovering from a stroke or monitoring the progress of decline for Alzheimer’s or other dementia diagnosis.
BalognaPonyParty on
check engine light been on for years, this is the red triangle.
XmasTwinFallsIdaho on
Seeing a doctor for a routine physical on Memorial Day isn’t normal, even for a president.
jpsreddit85 on
Mental sharpness score collapses? It doesn’t have very far to fall let’s be honest.
Ok-Government-7987 on
Always good to remember
1- Fred Trump died of Alzheimer’s
2- Alzheimer’s is hereditary
3- Jake Tapper is a stupid c—t
Bee-Aromatic on
A check engine light?
It’s got piston slap, rod knock, two broken valve springs, a jammed lifter, a bent pushrod, low oil pressure, a blown head gasket, and leaks every fluid you put in it.
Yet the damned thing somehow keeps running…
WiWook on
I don’t not wish his demise, yet:
1. I hope he is completely, irrefutably incapacitated. His speech capabilities a severely impacted, and he is nearly incapable of walking independently – needs a walker. ***BUT*** his cognitive capabilities are barely diminished.
2. This occurs after the November election, but before January. That way, Vance cannot be considered for two terms on the off chance he wins even 1. After November so the GOP Doesn’t get a sympathy bump or the opportunity to make drastic course alterations before the election. LET THEM OWN IT!
3. He continues to live in this diminished state until 2030.
4. When he passes, the only US President or Head of State to attend is Barack Obama, and he wears a tan suit.
4. Joe Biden outlives him by at least 3 years: Preferably long enough to make remarks and appear relatively energetic and cognizant at the next 2 DNC Conventions.
idoma21 on
Administering the “brain be good” IV drip.
cficare on
He just needed a 4th MoCA test! Hear he got stuck on singing the Kars For Kids song and wouldn’t stop, so they took him in.
AgathaAllAlong on
Insert coin
Spaceboy779 on
Uh he’s a demented corpse rotting before our eyes
MagicalKartWizard on
I’ve always heard it called the “idiot light”.
Equivalent_Passage95 on
Buddy has more routine physicals than I have bowel movements
kilofeet on

Timmy24000 on
Not a Trump fan but for a 80 year-old to visit the doctor every six months is not unusual at all. I see all my early patients at least every six months.
Ha!!! I used to call my check engine light my “new car light”.
genericperson10 on
They’re trying to wait until January of next year at which time JD “Couch Lover” Vance will use the 25th amendment so that he can be president. He then can run in 2028 as incumbent, otherwise Rubio or Lindsay will run, so with the already “not rigged elections” JD CL Vance can win and run again in 2032, constitutional technically that allows a person to serve a total of 10 years. This to allow the tech bros and other oligarchs to take more money.
Source: I breathe therefore it’s obvious
capta1npryce on
I hate the guy, like, just as much as everyone on here. But why do we keep acting like every doctor visit or bruise is the end, it’s fucking exhausting.
I’m 32 and have been to the doctor more than 3 times in a year, this isn’t abnormal.
Fender868 on
Can’t wait to hear all about how much he thinks he’s a genius for correctly identifying a duck. Imagine trying to settle a dispute about your intelligence and using a grade school question as proof of your academic feats
Biggie39 on
Mental sharpness scored dropped?
He couldn’t identify the squirrel this time?
cemego on
This man has been in the hospital more times in a year than i’ve been in thirty years. It’s not that I’m super healthy or anything, i just cant afford it.
checkout7 on
IMHO, they’re going to ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ this guy until Jan 20, 2027 – regardless how bad his decline becomes.
After that they’ll invoke the 25th amendment and JD Vance will take over. That’s when all the Republicans will say JD has the policies of Trump (to appeal to MAGA) and has the temperament of core Republicans (to appeal to the ‘RINO’ group).
They’ll try to tout JD as electable, and they’re going to try to get 10 years of JD as President (2 remaining years of Trump’s term, and 2 full terms directly for JD)- all to do the bidding of Theil and oligarchs. This is allowable under the 22nd amendment. Unfortunately, I fear that anti-Trump republicans will support JD – not recognizing how extreme he is and how susceptible he is to being controlled by his rich ‘friends’.
strangedazey on
Look at the back of his hand
sdfiddler1984 on
Doesn’t everyone go for quarterly cognitive function tests? I thought this was totally normal human behavior.
Smartimess on
»Mental sharpness scores collapse.«
This ship sailed two decades ago when this asshole started the racist birther movement.
Ghstfce on
This man gets “routine physicals” like a tire with a nail in it gets “routine air fills”
LopsidedMessage441 on
How many routine physicals are y’all getting per year? Is one every other month normal?
Veggieleezy on
The only reason he’s still alive is that he’s got the doctors (who probably also want to break their Hippocratic oath because of this vile waste of carbon), and they are funneling everything they can into keeping him alive A- so if he does finally do what everyone on the planet want him to do, it’ll be too late because they kept him alive long enough so Vance could also still run for and buy two terms of his own, and B- they have to focus on keeping him alive because they don’t have another figurehead to keep the cult going. Vance is a soggy biscuit of a spineless vacuum who’s dependent on Project 2025 reaching 100% before Trump finally does the only decent thing he’ll ever do and pass the only thing the world wants, away.
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Hospital visits every six months, cognitive assessments every 3 months, all very routine… for a patient recovering from a stroke or monitoring the progress of decline for Alzheimer’s or other dementia diagnosis.
check engine light been on for years, this is the red triangle.
Seeing a doctor for a routine physical on Memorial Day isn’t normal, even for a president.
Mental sharpness score collapses? It doesn’t have very far to fall let’s be honest.
Always good to remember
1- Fred Trump died of Alzheimer’s
2- Alzheimer’s is hereditary
3- Jake Tapper is a stupid c—t
A check engine light?
It’s got piston slap, rod knock, two broken valve springs, a jammed lifter, a bent pushrod, low oil pressure, a blown head gasket, and leaks every fluid you put in it.
Yet the damned thing somehow keeps running…
I don’t not wish his demise, yet:
1. I hope he is completely, irrefutably incapacitated. His speech capabilities a severely impacted, and he is nearly incapable of walking independently – needs a walker. ***BUT*** his cognitive capabilities are barely diminished.
2. This occurs after the November election, but before January. That way, Vance cannot be considered for two terms on the off chance he wins even 1. After November so the GOP Doesn’t get a sympathy bump or the opportunity to make drastic course alterations before the election. LET THEM OWN IT!
3. He continues to live in this diminished state until 2030.
4. When he passes, the only US President or Head of State to attend is Barack Obama, and he wears a tan suit.
4. Joe Biden outlives him by at least 3 years: Preferably long enough to make remarks and appear relatively energetic and cognizant at the next 2 DNC Conventions.
Administering the “brain be good” IV drip.
He just needed a 4th MoCA test! Hear he got stuck on singing the Kars For Kids song and wouldn’t stop, so they took him in.
Insert coin
Uh he’s a demented corpse rotting before our eyes
I’ve always heard it called the “idiot light”.
Buddy has more routine physicals than I have bowel movements

Not a Trump fan but for a 80 year-old to visit the doctor every six months is not unusual at all. I see all my early patients at least every six months.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE 🙏
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Ha!!! I used to call my check engine light my “new car light”.
They’re trying to wait until January of next year at which time JD “Couch Lover” Vance will use the 25th amendment so that he can be president. He then can run in 2028 as incumbent, otherwise Rubio or Lindsay will run, so with the already “not rigged elections” JD CL Vance can win and run again in 2032, constitutional technically that allows a person to serve a total of 10 years. This to allow the tech bros and other oligarchs to take more money.
Source: I breathe therefore it’s obvious
I hate the guy, like, just as much as everyone on here. But why do we keep acting like every doctor visit or bruise is the end, it’s fucking exhausting.
I’m 32 and have been to the doctor more than 3 times in a year, this isn’t abnormal.
Can’t wait to hear all about how much he thinks he’s a genius for correctly identifying a duck. Imagine trying to settle a dispute about your intelligence and using a grade school question as proof of your academic feats
Mental sharpness scored dropped?
He couldn’t identify the squirrel this time?
This man has been in the hospital more times in a year than i’ve been in thirty years. It’s not that I’m super healthy or anything, i just cant afford it.
IMHO, they’re going to ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ this guy until Jan 20, 2027 – regardless how bad his decline becomes.
After that they’ll invoke the 25th amendment and JD Vance will take over. That’s when all the Republicans will say JD has the policies of Trump (to appeal to MAGA) and has the temperament of core Republicans (to appeal to the ‘RINO’ group).
They’ll try to tout JD as electable, and they’re going to try to get 10 years of JD as President (2 remaining years of Trump’s term, and 2 full terms directly for JD)- all to do the bidding of Theil and oligarchs. This is allowable under the 22nd amendment. Unfortunately, I fear that anti-Trump republicans will support JD – not recognizing how extreme he is and how susceptible he is to being controlled by his rich ‘friends’.
Look at the back of his hand
Doesn’t everyone go for quarterly cognitive function tests? I thought this was totally normal human behavior.
»Mental sharpness scores collapse.«
This ship sailed two decades ago when this asshole started the racist birther movement.
This man gets “routine physicals” like a tire with a nail in it gets “routine air fills”
How many routine physicals are y’all getting per year? Is one every other month normal?
The only reason he’s still alive is that he’s got the doctors (who probably also want to break their Hippocratic oath because of this vile waste of carbon), and they are funneling everything they can into keeping him alive A- so if he does finally do what everyone on the planet want him to do, it’ll be too late because they kept him alive long enough so Vance could also still run for and buy two terms of his own, and B- they have to focus on keeping him alive because they don’t have another figurehead to keep the cult going. Vance is a soggy biscuit of a spineless vacuum who’s dependent on Project 2025 reaching 100% before Trump finally does the only decent thing he’ll ever do and pass the only thing the world wants, away.