I tried both and I would say left. My hand already hurts when I see the picture of the magic mouse xD
Magnon on
Right seems like something you use if you use your computer maximum 15 minutes a day
Zarathoostrian on
Why form should follow function.
Spiritual_Let_4348 on
Right cant even fit my grip
Itookthenamespam on
Picked right as a left-handed person and questioned my self worth as a human being.
CookiesMadeOfCorpses on
Left but in logitech’s dark grey because hand grease
Appropriate-Log8506 on
Give me the ugliest fucking ergonomic mouse.
EisenFisen on
My hatred for the Apple mouse knows no limits.
EternumCaesarTTV on
I’ve had this discussion with someone before too….so dillusional. I need a real mouse not a flat piece of garbage. I love the MX master
RemnantsOfFlight on
Anybody else a member of the clearly superior trackball gang?
shadow_13j on
Just a reminder you can’t use the Magic Mouse when it is charging and can’t replace the battery that it burns through relatively quickly
GNUGradyn on
The MX master is still the goat to this day, long live the king
Archibald_80 on
Trackpad – I haven’t used a mouse in probably 6 or 7 years
ConstantineFavre on
And where is wired option?
firelasto on
Superior vertical mouse gang
[Insert hand gripping rat graphic here]
eternali17 on
Picking the right is just status and marketing. That’s insane
FlyingFreest on
The right one is yet another example of Apple making overdesigned inferior items
ieatdownvotes4food on
but it’s magic
Grumpy-Man19 on
IMHO trackballs are wonderful
TARDISMapping on
Where is the normal mouse?
Sammysoupcat on
I honestly don’t even feel like the right one looks that nice. It’s a bit boring to me.
Necessary-Assist-986 on

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Raff317 on
Right only if you’re a duck
PsycoVenom on
i hate magic mouse and the old magic keyboard with great passion
AGrandNewAdventure on
Didn’t the right one land on Earth and try to communicate with black smoke rings?
CarBombtheDestroyer on
They are also dumb. Do you know where the plug-in jack for that mouse is and what it typically looks like sitting on your desk while you’re away? I’ll give you a clue you can’t plug it in and use it at the same time.
Bireta on
It fits in a laptop bag better
Moldat on
For my next *magic* trick, I’ll give you early onset carpal tunnel
Landon-Red on
I used the Apple Mouse once.
Apple put all their effort designing a sleek product, they forgot the charging port, which is on the bottom, and ergo physically impossible to use the mouse while charging.
Apple is all aesthetic, no brains sometimes.
RelChan2_0 on
Get an ergonomic mouse, especially if you’re working a lot. It’ll save you from carpal tunnel and just pain in general.
denisbie on
Left, because I actually enjoy being able to use my mouse while it’s charging
Deliriousious on
I tried the Magic Mouse for 10 minutes… never again. Hurts like hell, is not ergonomic in the slightest, and sucks to use with large hands. Plus, it charges from the underside… who the hell thought that through.
Left mouse, or any gaming mouse: more than 3 buttons, and actual fucking scroll, comfortable, usually wired or wireless with EASY ACCESS TO THE PORT.
Fuck the Apple mouse, I despise it.
maybebaebea on
Apple really doesn’t understand anatomy at all
BOB58875 on
Alright hot take, but I actually like the Magic Mouse
I’ve never had problems with it being uncomfortable and it’s multitouch gestures give it a ton of functionality from horizontal scrolling, to zooming, to swiping between pages, that aren’t possible on regular mice
And just to be clear I’m no Apple fanboy
I hate how Apple locks down their products
I hate how they’ve used soldered components in their products and historically ignored repairability and upgradability
and don’t get me started on the Late-Intel/Ive era, with the butterfly keyboard, trashcan Mac Pro, and MacBook Pro without basic ports such as HDMI & an SD card slot
New_Lawyer_2357 on
Right; for resale value
New_Study4796 on
Can I answer none? Both are pretty ugly for me. Just give me a normal mouse.
OreganoD on
Random pixels in the bottom right making me try to brush dust off my screen wtf
SaleriasFW on
I would prefer a touchscreen or track pad before I use the abomination that is the right “mouse”
ChickensPickins on
Those are the same people that choose to use voice to text. Then correct it. Then correct it again. Then give up. And still think they are on technologies razor edge. We can’t stop them. Just enjoy them like you would a zoo animal
Goon_Alert on
They both suck.
Javofire on
Logitech Hero G502 or smth is the best mouse i have ever had even if a bit small in my hand.
Have tried the old mac mouse … its just shit to hold and do work with but not a bad mouse otherwise as far as I remember
Independent-Bake-241 on
The scroll is the only thing the magic mouse has going for it…
_But_.
Logitech’s insistence on using the bottom-of-the-barrel Omrom switches will have my pick literally anything but left.
Professional-Paint51 on
Left everytime. Ive owned both and there’s allot to like about the apple mouse, gestures was a good feature but what moron puts the charger port under the mouse?
benjammin105123 on
I dont know how much apple charges for their mouse but its probably too much…
trunks_ho on
You know what? None of them. Had 2 logitech mx masters and both times i had to exchange it because of how heavy it felt. Like I can’t even use it for 4 days straight or my wrist would break. I prefer gaming mices
JJlaser1 on
The bare minimum of a mouse is having separate left and right buttons and a way to scroll. The Magic Mouse is a glorified trackpad.
Repulsive-Addendum56 on
Trackball gang.
dextras07 on
How the fuck would you even use that shitty magic mouse???
Thing is flatter than Mia Khalifa’s counterpart on the other dimension and your grip on that gonna be as tight as a bad dragon beta tester.
Apple really said ‘fuck em hands’ and meant it.
Stranger9009 on
Had 2 x logi for like 7 years. Now they s*ck. Software is too bad nowdays.
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I tried both and I would say left. My hand already hurts when I see the picture of the magic mouse xD
Right seems like something you use if you use your computer maximum 15 minutes a day
Why form should follow function.
Right cant even fit my grip
Picked right as a left-handed person and questioned my self worth as a human being.
Left but in logitech’s dark grey because hand grease
Give me the ugliest fucking ergonomic mouse.
My hatred for the Apple mouse knows no limits.
I’ve had this discussion with someone before too….so dillusional. I need a real mouse not a flat piece of garbage. I love the MX master
Anybody else a member of the clearly superior trackball gang?
Just a reminder you can’t use the Magic Mouse when it is charging and can’t replace the battery that it burns through relatively quickly
The MX master is still the goat to this day, long live the king
Trackpad – I haven’t used a mouse in probably 6 or 7 years
And where is wired option?
Superior vertical mouse gang
[Insert hand gripping rat graphic here]
Picking the right is just status and marketing. That’s insane
The right one is yet another example of Apple making overdesigned inferior items
but it’s magic
IMHO trackballs are wonderful
Where is the normal mouse?
I honestly don’t even feel like the right one looks that nice. It’s a bit boring to me.

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Right only if you’re a duck
i hate magic mouse and the old magic keyboard with great passion
Didn’t the right one land on Earth and try to communicate with black smoke rings?
They are also dumb. Do you know where the plug-in jack for that mouse is and what it typically looks like sitting on your desk while you’re away? I’ll give you a clue you can’t plug it in and use it at the same time.
It fits in a laptop bag better
For my next *magic* trick, I’ll give you early onset carpal tunnel
I used the Apple Mouse once.
Apple put all their effort designing a sleek product, they forgot the charging port, which is on the bottom, and ergo physically impossible to use the mouse while charging.
Apple is all aesthetic, no brains sometimes.
Get an ergonomic mouse, especially if you’re working a lot. It’ll save you from carpal tunnel and just pain in general.
Left, because I actually enjoy being able to use my mouse while it’s charging
I tried the Magic Mouse for 10 minutes… never again. Hurts like hell, is not ergonomic in the slightest, and sucks to use with large hands. Plus, it charges from the underside… who the hell thought that through.
Left mouse, or any gaming mouse: more than 3 buttons, and actual fucking scroll, comfortable, usually wired or wireless with EASY ACCESS TO THE PORT.
Fuck the Apple mouse, I despise it.
Apple really doesn’t understand anatomy at all
Alright hot take, but I actually like the Magic Mouse
I’ve never had problems with it being uncomfortable and it’s multitouch gestures give it a ton of functionality from horizontal scrolling, to zooming, to swiping between pages, that aren’t possible on regular mice
And just to be clear I’m no Apple fanboy
I hate how Apple locks down their products
I hate how they’ve used soldered components in their products and historically ignored repairability and upgradability
and don’t get me started on the Late-Intel/Ive era, with the butterfly keyboard, trashcan Mac Pro, and MacBook Pro without basic ports such as HDMI & an SD card slot
Right; for resale value
Can I answer none? Both are pretty ugly for me. Just give me a normal mouse.
Random pixels in the bottom right making me try to brush dust off my screen wtf
I would prefer a touchscreen or track pad before I use the abomination that is the right “mouse”
Those are the same people that choose to use voice to text. Then correct it. Then correct it again. Then give up. And still think they are on technologies razor edge. We can’t stop them. Just enjoy them like you would a zoo animal
They both suck.
Logitech Hero G502 or smth is the best mouse i have ever had even if a bit small in my hand.
Have tried the old mac mouse … its just shit to hold and do work with but not a bad mouse otherwise as far as I remember
The scroll is the only thing the magic mouse has going for it…
_But_.
Logitech’s insistence on using the bottom-of-the-barrel Omrom switches will have my pick literally anything but left.
Left everytime. Ive owned both and there’s allot to like about the apple mouse, gestures was a good feature but what moron puts the charger port under the mouse?
I dont know how much apple charges for their mouse but its probably too much…
You know what? None of them. Had 2 logitech mx masters and both times i had to exchange it because of how heavy it felt. Like I can’t even use it for 4 days straight or my wrist would break. I prefer gaming mices
The bare minimum of a mouse is having separate left and right buttons and a way to scroll. The Magic Mouse is a glorified trackpad.
Trackball gang.
How the fuck would you even use that shitty magic mouse???
Thing is flatter than Mia Khalifa’s counterpart on the other dimension and your grip on that gonna be as tight as a bad dragon beta tester.
Apple really said ‘fuck em hands’ and meant it.
Had 2 x logi for like 7 years. Now they s*ck. Software is too bad nowdays.