This chadsparagus I just picked is longer than my forearm
by kilopeter
This chadsparagus I just picked is longer than my forearm
by kilopeter
36 Comments
Need a banana for scale.
Peter the midget is at it again
Asparagus can grow to a height of 3.5 m (11 ft) and become a bush with red berries:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asparagus?wprov=sfti1
I lived on a farm that grew asparagus. It grows so quickly you can hear it cracking in the fields.
you just evolved to farfetch’d
Is big
It’s how it usually is. Asparagus is the baby version we eat before it gets bigger
At that point you legally have to duel someone with it hahah
It won’t hold up as a sword, instead it’s a spear.
Asparagus can grow to massive sizes. We have a patch of it on my property we never harvested, they grow taller than me.
That’s gonna be stringy.
Post on r/absoluteunits
She has moved on. My condolences
That’s what she said!
r/coolsticks
That’s definitely gonna make your pee smell funny
The asparagus she tells you not to worry about.
One Asparagus spear is an entire meal.
Freeze it, stab your nemesis, eat the evidence
You need a quest now, Sir.
A vegetable for a more civilized age
Stinky pee for you!
How does it feel having baby arms?
that’s not produce anymore, that’s a quest item
Asparagus spear
Needs to be in r/absolutunit
Wap wap wap
Asparagus grows like it’s trying to trick you into thinking it grows like that.
Pfwoah dude. I want to challenge you to a duel.
Maybe you just have really short forearms
eat it to absorb its length
Thr gardeners answer to guys finding a cool stick lol
*slaps hood* “You could stink up so many bathrooms with this bad boy.”
its gonna taste like wood lol
Century plant baby
Dummy thicc, too. Wish I could find asparagus like that at stores. Stuff they sell is harvested too soon, thin as string beans.