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readerf52 on May 25, 2026 1:51 am I’m going to be really disappointed if the sign behind him does not say illuminati. Keep the shelves stocked with weird stuff.
enragedsquirrels on May 25, 2026 4:50 am Maybe it’s one of his pieces from art school. I can see why he got kicked out.
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He looks so shy and polite
Looks like an SCP
That’s funny
I did Nazi that coming

Doe Führer

So am I to understand, Hitler wasn’t hooved?
Now I can’t unsee it, lol
Mein Fur-hrer
BlitzenKrieg
Even the haircut. They knew what they were doing
Adolf Hoofler.
Can you really call something 3 feet tall a “trinket”?
I’m going to be really disappointed if the sign behind him does not say illuminati.
Keep the shelves stocked with weird stuff.
Was somebody just carrying a Sharpie?
First time in an Illuminati store?
Is there a special German word for a flower cock cover?
Here, a euro
Just what I’d expect from the “Illuminati” section.
Deer Hitler,
For Christmas this year, I would like…
Lol what else is it supposed to be?
Maybe it’s one of his pieces from art school. I can see why he got kicked out.