I have a great one from like 1995 of them as frogs , gotta find it 🤣
HonestyFTW on
Obligatory, “I can see why you exist.” Those hips/legs are ridiculous.
CheckYourStats on
I’m gonna just come out and say it:
OP’s parents definitely enjoyed some salads made with jazz cabbage, and the devils lettuce.
I say this as a compliment.
HNL2BOS on
OP, they looked like a fun couple…… also, dat gap….OP whatever gender you be hope you got your mom’s thighs.
CrazyEd38239 on
So… OP definitely has siblings.
dirt_mcgirt4 on
Your dad did alright…
tamerantong on
I can tell why he did it
zorggalacticus on
He’s a pirate. He’s after her booty.
Elwoodpdowd87 on
Gams.
famousanonamos on
I love it. I have one of my parents around the same time with my dad dressed as an astronaut and my mom an alien in full green body paint.Â
Jadacide37 on
Goonies never say die, instead they get taller and sexier apparently!Â
(Love Martha Plimpton! She only got better with age for real, though)
Deadman1966 on
Out of interest, what was the number one song 40 weeks before you were born? Odds are you were conceived to that song.
aftrnoondelight on
It bothers me that photos from the mid to late 80s look like I expect ones from the 70s to look. Like a lot of what we think of as 80s style is really more of the 90s. Those glasses and the reddish tint in the dark areas of the photo scream 70s to me.
Character_Release379 on
your mom has god tier legs . very feminine
ToneThugsNHarmony on
This was everyone’s kitchen in 1987
Digi_Dingo on
Would’ve also believe “they created me 3 minutes after this”
Lazy_Jellyfish7676 on
I’m going to guess you don’t have short legs.
Timigos on
Practice makes perfect
skbugco on
Getting their pre-funk on before whatever party they’re headed to. And still getting their fun in even after having kids. 🔥🔥
And yeah- your dad’s a lucky guy.
davey_mann on
Perchance, did they create a sibling for you that night?
Blu3paladin on
This is the fun couple that you always invite out. Please tell me you had an awesome upbringing.
malendalayla on
Is your mom a dancer of some kind? She’s got amazing legs!
Big_Gassy_Possum on
You were 100% conceived in a van with shaggy carpet
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I have a great one from like 1995 of them as frogs , gotta find it 🤣
Obligatory, “I can see why you exist.” Those hips/legs are ridiculous.
I’m gonna just come out and say it:
OP’s parents definitely enjoyed some salads made with jazz cabbage, and the devils lettuce.
I say this as a compliment.
OP, they looked like a fun couple…… also, dat gap….OP whatever gender you be hope you got your mom’s thighs.
So… OP definitely has siblings.
Your dad did alright…
I can tell why he did it
He’s a pirate. He’s after her booty.
Gams.
I love it. I have one of my parents around the same time with my dad dressed as an astronaut and my mom an alien in full green body paint.Â
Goonies never say die, instead they get taller and sexier apparently!Â
(Love Martha Plimpton! She only got better with age for real, though)
Out of interest, what was the number one song 40 weeks before you were born? Odds are you were conceived to that song.
It bothers me that photos from the mid to late 80s look like I expect ones from the 70s to look. Like a lot of what we think of as 80s style is really more of the 90s. Those glasses and the reddish tint in the dark areas of the photo scream 70s to me.
your mom has god tier legs . very feminine
This was everyone’s kitchen in 1987
Would’ve also believe “they created me 3 minutes after this”
I’m going to guess you don’t have short legs.
Practice makes perfect
Getting their pre-funk on before whatever party they’re headed to. And still getting their fun in even after having kids. 🔥🔥
And yeah- your dad’s a lucky guy.
Perchance, did they create a sibling for you that night?
This is the fun couple that you always invite out. Please tell me you had an awesome upbringing.
Is your mom a dancer of some kind? She’s got amazing legs!
You were 100% conceived in a van with shaggy carpet
Those yams!
Omg mom has Beyoncé’s body! 🔥
Yeah they did.