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    1. Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the (prom) queen. Then they die.

    2. MeanCryptographer585 on

      Queen Stacy doesn’t even blink. She just flies along at while the next guy in line, Drone #42, flies up, pulls your leftover equipment out like a cork from a wine bottle, tosses it to the wind, and lines up for his own execution.

    3. Adept_Order_4323 on

      The Mating Flight: Shortly after birth, the queen leaves the hive for a “nuptial flight,” where she gathers with hundreds of male bees from various hives in mid-air.

      No Second Chances: The queen mates with multiple males over a short period to collect enough sperm to last her lifetime, which can span up to 3 to 5 years. She only does this once in her life.

      A Fatal Encounter: Male bees exist solely to mate. Immediately after successfully mating, the male’s reproductive organs are torn from his body, and he dies.

    4. Royal_Map8367 on

      The jokes are all funny, lol, but what is the science behind them dying immediately?

      Like why does this happen?

    5. existencerased on

      What a way to go…wind in your hair, girl in your arms, sack empty. God bless that bastard.

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      He’s in Elysium now.

    6. Positive_Campaign_52 on

      The cause of death is horrific. Due to how the body is made, each male bee’s sexual organ is hooked up to their vital abdominal organs just right that when they ejaculate, the organs simultaneously ruptures, tearing apart the organs and causing massive trauma to the internal body.

      The bee goes into immediate shock from the pain and having their innards spill into their abdominal cavity, and then die shortly afterwards.

    7. You only get one shot, do not miss the chance to blow, this opportunity comes, once in a lifetime…

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