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Excellent_Regret4141 on May 24, 2026 12:44 pm It’s dangerous to cross them 
CapableAd8531 on May 24, 2026 12:45 pm “migration” is a weird way to say “about to go rave their fuckin minds out”
Salty-Round8130 on May 24, 2026 12:47 pm imagine explaining to your boss you’re late because crabs had the right of way
Freechickk on May 24, 2026 12:49 pm This is cool, thanks for sharing. I’m kinda surprised there aren’t more birds! Sorry if this is a dumb question, but do predators not mess with them?
Rickshmitt on May 24, 2026 12:58 pm 1980. Good flick https://preview.redd.it/rf0m04e7233h1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405a612f533adb06aeb085dd8b6e35ef267bb133
GoofinBoots on May 24, 2026 1:01 pm Tough shit, crabs. I’ve got 240 smiles to deliver by 8pm, and I wouldn’t want to disappoint Papa Bezos.
Darkest_Rahl on May 24, 2026 1:03 pm My city does this for endangered salamanders. Every spring they close the road to allow them to cross safely.
koolaidismything on May 24, 2026 1:07 pm That’s neat, always amazing when species just have it hardwired to migrate and know what to do.
Fidller on May 24, 2026 1:12 pm https://preview.redd.it/ww0k0juq433h1.png?width=282&format=png&auto=webp&s=04440a07170007932969b93403e0d4c4419b7034 They even have one standing guard
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It’s dangerous to cross them


“migration” is a weird way to say “about to go rave their fuckin minds out”


imagine explaining to your boss you’re late because crabs had the right of way
Christmas Island or NZ?
This is cool, thanks for sharing. I’m kinda surprised there aren’t more birds! Sorry if this is a dumb question, but do predators not mess with them?
Birds 2
Carbs
1980. Good flick
https://preview.redd.it/rf0m04e7233h1.jpeg?width=733&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=405a612f533adb06aeb085dd8b6e35ef267bb133
Trump gonna do a press conference about this

Imagine the satisfying crunch
Tough shit, crabs. I’ve got 240 smiles to deliver by 8pm, and I wouldn’t want to disappoint Papa Bezos.
Why add The Verve when Prodigy was right there?
My city does this for endangered salamanders. Every spring they close the road to allow them to cross safely.
That’s neat, always amazing when species just have it hardwired to migrate and know what to do.
Where is this and where will they go?
Bittersweet symphony? What a missed opportunity.

https://preview.redd.it/ww0k0juq433h1.png?width=282&format=png&auto=webp&s=04440a07170007932969b93403e0d4c4419b7034
They even have one standing guard




Crabbalacia is expanding…

All I can think of is Dungeon Crawler Carl.
Off to fight in the Chowder Wars