ION marksman walks into a weapons store, looking to buy a new scope for his sniper rifle. he tells the owner he wants the best one available
..the owner shows him a piece and says “this one has a reach of over 1 km. that’s so far, you can see crystal clear my house on the hill from here.”
the marksman grabs the scope and looks in the direction the shop owner was pointing. then he says “I’m impressed! I really can see your house from here! In fact, I even can tell that there are a man and a woman both naked on the balcony.”
the shop owner, realising what was going on, says “tell you what: you can keep this scope free of charge, if you shoot my wife in the head and that guy in the dick.” as he says it, he hands over two bullets to the marksman.
the marksman replies >!I think I’ll only need one, though!<
art-is-t on
What sort of weird fucking memes are people coming up with these days?
ImportantResponse0 on
Wait until her friend was gay and into you and now about to confess that he was into you and friend with her just because he was into you.
Now he will rape you and murder suicide.
Down voting me for a peak comedy comment is kinda stupid.
Actross_Kim on
You should go claim your refund
SubjectZero_ on
Tf kind of meme is this?
RoseEmeli on
That’s not jealousy, that’s customer dissatisfaction.
Sting02 on
Aurallius on
Two jumped him the other two fucked her.
Tonegle on
They got Mike Ehrmantraut
sugarnocta on
Inflation hitting hired goons too apparently.
MenaceMinded on
Men once again showing their asses by being jealous of women having men who are friends.
realultralord on
I don’t care that two guys beat him up just as good. I didn’t pay for efficiency, I paid for four ugly mfs to show up, and not just two handsome Navy Seals rolling up in a Prius.
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Buy two, get two free was clearly a scam
What bro did do deserve that😭
Bro even tipped for good service.
The other 2 were filming
Poor guy got jumped for a friendship 😭
ION marksman walks into a weapons store, looking to buy a new scope for his sniper rifle. he tells the owner he wants the best one available
..the owner shows him a piece and says “this one has a reach of over 1 km. that’s so far, you can see crystal clear my house on the hill from here.”
the marksman grabs the scope and looks in the direction the shop owner was pointing. then he says “I’m impressed! I really can see your house from here! In fact, I even can tell that there are a man and a woman both naked on the balcony.”
the shop owner, realising what was going on, says “tell you what: you can keep this scope free of charge, if you shoot my wife in the head and that guy in the dick.” as he says it, he hands over two bullets to the marksman.
the marksman replies >!I think I’ll only need one, though!<
What sort of weird fucking memes are people coming up with these days?
Wait until her friend was gay and into you and now about to confess that he was into you and friend with her just because he was into you.
Now he will rape you and murder suicide.
Down voting me for a peak comedy comment is kinda stupid.
You should go claim your refund
Tf kind of meme is this?
That’s not jealousy, that’s customer dissatisfaction.
Two jumped him the other two fucked her.
They got Mike Ehrmantraut
Inflation hitting hired goons too apparently.
Men once again showing their asses by being jealous of women having men who are friends.
I don’t care that two guys beat him up just as good. I didn’t pay for efficiency, I paid for four ugly mfs to show up, and not just two handsome Navy Seals rolling up in a Prius.
Wtf is this 🤦♀️