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    Johnson is so far up Trump’s ass that he can touch the back of his teeth!

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    2. curiousthoughts20 on

      Iran is only at the negotiating table to dictate terms to Trump to allow him to withdraw.

    4. moderatenerd on

      there’s not one, not two but three em-dashes. you know what they say about coincidences

    5. Omarkhayyamsnotes on

      I was content to let the GOP try to spin this as a victory as long as they don’t continue to try to  attack or invade Iran. This war needs to be shut down

    6. Caullus77 on

      Wait, didn’t Obama get them to the table without spending 80B, AND get a deal that didn’t deplete our reserves of “smart” munitions??

    8. GastonsChin on

      Conservative “leadership” lol

      Bend over, take it, thank him for it, and ask him for another.

      Could you get any more pathetic?

      They’ll find a way. Trust me.

    10. RipErRiley on

      Everything bad or weak integrity associated with politicians is this guy incarnate. His party too.

    11. Gorffo on

      Amazing news Mike!

      Are you now going to nominate Trump for the new, brass-plated Board of Peace Piece of Peace Prize?

    12. hobokobo1028 on

      Yeah no shit. Of course the guy that started the war is the “only” guy to end it

    13. G-Unit11111 on

      Ewwwww… even worse is he’s sharing that space with Sean Hannity and Stephen Miller.

    14. double_five on

      Second pic should be first. Not enough people will scroll to second pic.

    15. BuzzerWhirr on

      It’s sadly comical that they think Americans still believe Republican social media posts about a pending deal with Iran.

    16. ViolettaQueso on

      lol. Johnson should really try an explain all Trump’s insane threats using AI slop against several countries as he single handedly destroys the economic viability and plain old safety of pretty much every country including his own to pad his wealth and warped ego.

    17. ATLCoyote on

      The only one? I seem to remember Obama actually negotiating a nuclear deal and Trump backing out of it.

      And more respected on the global stage? You’ve GOT to be kidding me. We’ve never been less respected or more hated than right now.

    18. Maehock on

      Mike here is showing an example of a very difficult, rare ability that you can learn yourself. The ability to breath through his own ass, as that’s the only way he can survive while his head is up Trump’s ass 24/7.

    20. Dananism on

      See you guys during the Cuban invasion next week.

      And the Iran deal will be off the table again before Tuesday.

      And the MAGATS will proclaim “it’ll be over in 2 weeks” all over again.

    21. steroboros on

      He’s literally saying whatever he thinks will increase his chances at being the successor of MAGA in his presidential run.

    22. 47of74 on

      Johnson makes me want to take my late uncle and his granddaughter and move them up to Minnesota. Johnson makes me wish the Union troops had turned Louisiana into a sheet of radioactive glass.

    23. nemofbaby2014 on

      More respected? By who exactly Iran doesn’t respect Donald trump in the slightest our “allies” are basically walking away and cuddling up to china

    24. Prize_Ostrich7605 on

      Two things here. Obama already checked this off the list, and trump decided to nope that deal because it didnt have his name on it. And secondly, trump might be the only one because tweetle-dee and tweetle-dumb messed up the first rounds of negatiations.

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