Just pretend my mouth is the couch. Just pretend my mouth is the couch….
mebjammin on
I enjoy a foot long as much as the next man, but in my wildest dreams I don’t picture having a bunch of other men gleefully watching me choke one down like I’m trying to convince it to pay for my liberal arts degree.
ReginaldJohnston on
Interesting gag reflex. Bubba like.
Maehock on
Demonstration on how he gained the favor of Peter Thiel.
SwimmingPirate9070 on
Dreaming of Daddy
EMAW2008 on
Dickies138 on
Girthier than Trump
Alias-Q on
Jesus JD this isn’t a job interview.
UberAtlas on
This is for sure AI.
He does fuck couches though.
haveyoutriedit on
Memories of Bubba
fortnacius on
*hashtag. it’s just a hot dog
lmao xD
PhillyChef3696 on
Separate-Ad6636 on
But to caption this would be SO MUCH FUN.
Lord-Darkphart on
Jeez, after taking on a monster hog like that, Trump’s must be a piece of cake.
rThundrbolt on
That bun looks quite sofa-like
FreedomsPower on
The Internet is going to have so much fun editing that picture lol
lokilaufryjarson on
Vance a glizzy guzzler
tigardis on
Mike Johnson is low key wondering if he needs to report this with his porn intake
Annahsbananas on
FoCo87 on
JD Vance recreating how he became Trump’s vice president.
Important_Fruit on
If someone could photoshop replace the hot dog with Trumps testicles, they would have the undying admiration of the internet.
ripyourlungsdave on
“*Leftists try to avoid being passively homophobic while trying to own the conservatives challenge*”
***IMPOSSIBLE***
When you’re mocking someone for doing something that looks gay, even if you’re only doing it ironically because of the beliefs of the the person you’re mocking, you’re being homophobic. You are normalizing homophobia.
“Hahah. Straight man funny because he eat phallic object hahahahahah”
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They look quite aroused in the background.
Oh, I think a caption is absolutely necessary.
Let them fly, good people!
To the surprise of no-one – JD’s gag reflex is ….not what it used to be.
All of those men wishing they were the hotdog
“These Colors Don’t Cum” 🤣🤣
I guess he’s no longer into couches.
How he became VP.
Man eating a hotdog for the first time in his life
https://preview.redd.it/5aoehk5ra03h1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16afb605f9c21d177aa7328dcb43823e6554a5d5
Just pretend my mouth is the couch. Just pretend my mouth is the couch….
I enjoy a foot long as much as the next man, but in my wildest dreams I don’t picture having a bunch of other men gleefully watching me choke one down like I’m trying to convince it to pay for my liberal arts degree.
Interesting gag reflex. Bubba like.
Demonstration on how he gained the favor of Peter Thiel.
Dreaming of Daddy
Girthier than Trump
Jesus JD this isn’t a job interview.
This is for sure AI.
He does fuck couches though.
Memories of Bubba
*hashtag. it’s just a hot dog
lmao xD
But to caption this would be SO MUCH FUN.
Jeez, after taking on a monster hog like that, Trump’s must be a piece of cake.
That bun looks quite sofa-like
The Internet is going to have so much fun editing that picture lol
Vance a glizzy guzzler
Mike Johnson is low key wondering if he needs to report this with his porn intake
JD Vance recreating how he became Trump’s vice president.
If someone could photoshop replace the hot dog with Trumps testicles, they would have the undying admiration of the internet.
“*Leftists try to avoid being passively homophobic while trying to own the conservatives challenge*”
***IMPOSSIBLE***
When you’re mocking someone for doing something that looks gay, even if you’re only doing it ironically because of the beliefs of the the person you’re mocking, you’re being homophobic. You are normalizing homophobia.
“Hahah. Straight man funny because he eat phallic object hahahahahah”
See?
So please stop.