Soon the Trump worship app will be auto-installed and unremovable on all phones in the US.
by justalazygamer
Soon the Trump worship app will be auto-installed and unremovable on all phones in the US.
by justalazygamer
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I wouldn’t be shocked at all if he is having people make calls to Apple and others to try to force it on all Americans.
I would be more shocked if he isn’t having that done.
Literally says GI phones. Not all phones.
For now it’s government owned phones.
What a pathetic, tiny man.
So… Truth Social?
Just for some context, in N. Korea every house has a speaker in it that plays a constant stream of government propaganda into your home. You can turn the volume down, but you cannot turn it off. Same same but in different clothes, for now.
The people at The Onion must be tearing their hair out by now.
So the developer wrote an app to spy on government workers and this is how they get him to insist everyone install it?
How is nobody in this country calling Antichrist on this man yet.
If there’s anything that fits the bill that’d be it. On top of that he wants everybody to be surveilled by everything everywhere all the time.
I really wish some people would actually read the Bible they claim to love so much and start connecting some dots.
Come on butcher, you don’t even have to de supe this one.
Do we have to pay for it? If so, it will never get here
Spyware on all government phones is a security risk.
I feel so bad for The Onion. WHAT even is this timeline!?
Do none of his people think this isnt not super weird? I mean you’re literally turning us into North Korea.
He can kiss my ass with that bullshit! He’s a devil, a damn devil
Government issued devices. No way this is coming to my phone. Never.
You know you’re in a cult when…
The Little Red Book
How is this not satire?
Orwellian manipulation of the messaging environment. It will start with government phones and expand from there.
Wait, who owns the app that manufacturers will be required to purchase? Did Peter Thiel install some shady listening tracking shit in the app?
Is Apple saying anything, I’m going to guess no.
All phones in US? It clearly says government phones
We saw how that worked out for Homelander.
I’d rather not have a phone.
US’s North Korea era is hot right now
I love my parents and family, i would think it is crazy if they made me do something like this.
If you are okay with this you probably have metal problems or no free thinking 🤣🤣🤣
Isn’t he dead yet?
This is really close to plagiarizing The Boyz?
They are trying so hard to create a hitler, but this fat fuck just oozes looser energy. Everytime he opens his mouth he ends up sounding like a moron and they have to try all over again…
21st century Volksempfanger
I don’t think North Korea even does this and they force everyone to openly wail in the streets if their leader dies
Are they loaded to explode like the pagers in Iran? Just curious
The fragility of this man’s ego is astounding. The fact no one in America has to balls to do anything about is equally as astounding. What a laughing stock.
The day we don’t have talk about this big man child PTL
At least once a day I read something and think it’s an April Fool’s joke and then remember it’s not 04/01.
Trump and his ass kissers can gargle my balls.
It literally says all GOVERNMENT-ISSUED phones not all phones lol.
but it’s still fucking insane don’t get me wrong.
And that’s when I get a flip phone.
This is some Homelander shit. And people said the writers were trying to hard to parallel these two. 😂
When people will be required to have a picture of Trump in their houses? Doesnt look far away from that
It’s like Vogon poetry.
I’m convinced Steven Miller sends out scripts to Republicans and Fox News hosts every morning to get them all on the same page.
Stupid still don’t think they are in a cult lol