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    Nothing like a father’s love like missing your son’s wedding!

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    4. r3ckless- on

      Because he plans on fucking with Cuba this weekend and needs to be around for it

    8. Sodamyte on

      His son.. Don’t you mean “Someone I’ve known for a very long time..?”

    9. texgator1538 on

      I’m sure he told junior that he’d definitely make it to the next wedding.

    11. raise-your-weapon on

      I think it’s because he cannot be at an event that lasts longer than 30 minutes without having some kind of obvious medical event (falling asleep, walking in strange patterns, shitting his diaper)

    15. Tdivarco on

      No way in hell Joe Biden would let anything stop him from attending his son’s wedding. The party of family values…

      Fucking die already and take Israel with you.

    17. TheGreatGonzo-SFA on

      CAN’T MAKE IT, IMPORTANT PRESIDENT STUFF. WILL GO TO YOUR NEXT WEDDING. THANKYOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

    18. Wirehed on

      Anyone else think the real reason is he can’t be that far away from his specialized medical care?

    19. TheOttersCouch on

      My favorite quote he said about his sons wedding “I’ve known him for a very long time” like no shit

    21. Substantial_Row_7108 on

      He’s afraid that someone might take a shot at him. He’s scared.

    23. Eikthyrnir13 on

      Always has time for golf though.

      Marriage never meant much to Trump anyway.

    24. Idealtrajectory on

      The craps in the cradle

      And the golden spoon

      Little boy Don

      And the giant buffoon

      When you coming home Dad

      Im golfing now

      But we’ll screw the country soon, son

      You know I’ll forget Eric, too

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