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Old-Birthday-31 on May 23, 2026 2:55 am  We cannot choose to not evolve
TwilightStoned519 on May 23, 2026 3:12 am They were much bigger fans of being stuffed into cages and hunted for trinkets.
eggert83 on May 23, 2026 3:22 am I really hope God is actually real There’s nothing in this world left to believe in Our only hope to keep us sane is a higher power who is pushing us through all this Without one, we are emotionally done
Haha_LMAO69 on May 23, 2026 3:22 am That reminds me of an Indonesian myth that orangutans can talk but choose not to because then they’d have to work.
Necessary-Assist-986 on May 23, 2026 3:54 am Apes saw taxes, meetings, alarm clocks and said “nah jungle life is enough”
blacktie233 on May 23, 2026 4:19 am Millions of welfare leeches out there would beg to differ…but that would require work as well.
BlushHypothesis on May 23, 2026 4:26 am Guess they figured the jungle was way less stressful than the office!
MudFrosty1869 on May 23, 2026 5:40 am Why did OP stop going to school? Because they knew they would entertain us on reddit.
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We cannot choose to not evolve
I think that implies they have evolved beyond us.
They are
They were much bigger fans of being stuffed into cages and hunted for trinkets.
I really hope God is actually real
There’s nothing in this world left to believe in
Our only hope to keep us sane is a higher power who is pushing us through all this
Without one, we are emotionally done
That reminds me of an Indonesian myth that orangutans can talk but choose not to because then they’d have to work.
The evolved ones don’t work either
Saw taxes and clocked out of the evolution update..
Apes saw taxes, meetings, alarm clocks and said “nah jungle life is enough”
They didn’t stop, they just developed into a niche we didn’t
Millions of welfare leeches out there would beg to differ…but that would require work as well.
Justice for Harambe
Guess they figured the jungle was way less stressful than the office!
yes
RIP Harambe
They didn’t stop though
Eat too work
Why did OP stop going to school?
Because they knew they would entertain us on reddit.