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    1. It’s a lie, girls love cannons, I’ve heard that enough times it must be true

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    2. Whenever people say things like this they mean most girls don’t want a giant monster dong. They still want at least average. Nobody wants small.

    3. Bellasophiexoxo on

      Most guys aren’t even that small. I can attest to that. Don’t be staring at magnum dongs for too long and be happy with what you have, preferably it’s better to have a healthy one! Trust me on that one.

    4. Gold-Bard-Hue on

      It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.

      ^(but it takes a long time to get to England in a canoe)

    5. Actual facts here gents, most women aren’t looking for a longsword in your pants and are more then satisfied with average or even slightly below average length! As someone who’s in the “larger” camp I have actually accidentally hurt some past partners being too big downstairs so better to just be happy and proud of what ya got~

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