It’s a lie, girls love cannons, I’ve heard that enough times it must be true

Angelote83 on
There’s still hope.
PsychologicalPeaches on
Alright op, you know the drill
Sauce?
dragonbeorn on
Whenever people say things like this they mean most girls don’t want a giant monster dong. They still want at least average. Nobody wants small.
Bellasophiexoxo on
Most guys aren’t even that small. I can attest to that. Don’t be staring at magnum dongs for too long and be happy with what you have, preferably it’s better to have a healthy one! Trust me on that one.
Gold-Bard-Hue on
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
^(but it takes a long time to get to England in a canoe)
Cdoggg69 on
Actual facts here gents, most women aren’t looking for a longsword in your pants and are more then satisfied with average or even slightly below average length! As someone who’s in the “larger” camp I have actually accidentally hurt some past partners being too big downstairs so better to just be happy and proud of what ya got~
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It’s a lie, girls love cannons, I’ve heard that enough times it must be true

There’s still hope.
Alright op, you know the drill
Sauce?
Whenever people say things like this they mean most girls don’t want a giant monster dong. They still want at least average. Nobody wants small.
Most guys aren’t even that small. I can attest to that. Don’t be staring at magnum dongs for too long and be happy with what you have, preferably it’s better to have a healthy one! Trust me on that one.
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
^(but it takes a long time to get to England in a canoe)
Actual facts here gents, most women aren’t looking for a longsword in your pants and are more then satisfied with average or even slightly below average length! As someone who’s in the “larger” camp I have actually accidentally hurt some past partners being too big downstairs so better to just be happy and proud of what ya got~
Ts was peak