EmbarrassedFly279 on May 22, 2026 10:27 pm Don’t worry, when your luscious locks start to fade and fall out, r/bald will help you accept that you were always better-looking bald anyway.
Xyrazk on May 22, 2026 10:59 pm I’ve become a hat person 🙁 Too much hair to go full bald. If I were of jewish faith and family, a kippah would hide it perfectly. Alas, a baseball cap will have to do
IndependentBeach- on May 22, 2026 11:11 pm My back hair is thriving while my hairline is fighting for its absolute life
Madman_1992 on May 22, 2026 11:37 pm Body hair? More like booty hair I got more hair on my ass then my head. My flesh colored yarmulke is getting bigger and wider every year.
boot2skull on May 22, 2026 11:39 pm Getting old is losing hair where you want it and gaining hair where you didn’t think it could grow.
Limp-Cap2005 on May 22, 2026 11:41 pm They are weak where they should be strong and strong where they should be weak
Sweaty_Country4465 on May 22, 2026 11:45 pm Scalp hair follicles are union workers. Body hair follicles are unpaid interns
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For real though
Ass hair follicles like the Incredible Hulk.
Don’t worry, when your luscious locks start to fade and fall out, r/bald will help you accept that you were always better-looking bald anyway.
the body hair follicles said, we don’t do fragile here
So real 🤣
I got the fucking opposite
Agrees in bald!
Ass hair follicles
I’ve become a hat person 🙁
Too much hair to go full bald. If I were of jewish faith and family, a kippah would hide it perfectly. Alas, a baseball cap will have to do
Can anyone explain why this is
My back hair is thriving while my hairline is fighting for its absolute life
Body hair? More like booty hair I got more hair on my ass then my head. My flesh colored yarmulke is getting bigger and wider every year.
Getting old is losing hair where you want it and gaining hair where you didn’t think it could grow.
They are weak where they should be strong and strong where they should be weak
Scalp hair follicles are union workers.
Body hair follicles are unpaid interns
This is how you truly know there is no god.
Body hairs are younger than head’s hair
Finasteride 🥰