This thing, the Tailless Whip Scorpion, is *CAPITAL H HARMLESS*. It has no fangs, no stinger, no venom, or even silk to build webs. It catches small prey with those claws, which are 100% not evolved to handle anything larger than a cockroach. The worst this guy in the video stands to receive is a light scratch or a blood-drawing poke. You can see it fully grab his hand and then pull away, with him showing zero reaction.
This kind of behavior, also, only happens when you back one into a corner and *scare the absolute shit out of it*. They’re skittish. They would rather run away than face anything even the same size as them, in particular because again, they *have no real natural defense mechanisms*.
Really all that’s happening on this video is animal abuse, because they absolutely don’t strike out unless it’s their only remaining course of action against something that’s actively, repeatedly being rough or aggressive with them.
TL;DR– 100% harmless, will never bother you if you don’t bother it, and will try to run and hide before ever trying to fight back. The only reason you could possibly have to kill one is because you’re a sadistic asshole.
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Now give it its four weapons, the Flare Cannon, Shock Therapist, Monster Pump, and Comedy Bomb
(At most, 10 people might get this reference)
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https://i.redd.it/bc96s3o31m2h1.gif
Ah this video again. Silly spider just wants to shake hands.
The origin point of crab claws. Or the cyclical evolution back into them, since arachnids and crustaceans are very related.
It’s all fun and games until they get into the radioactive sugar. Trust me, as one of “THEM” I know.
Anyone else wants Bethesda to add a mutated version of this in the next fallout game?
You gotta use crucio on it. Bonus points if you do it in front of a traumatized teen.

“Wilhelm scream”
NOPE
Aww leave him alone
He’s kinda cute 🥰
DEFENDING not attacking!
Am I crazy or does this look like augmented realty?
Okg for some reason seeing the wispy leg ? Gives me the chills
Gimme *grab* gimme *grab* GIMME *GRAB*
Why does everything evolve into crabs
Bookmarked to show my wife later, she HATES spiders and I don’t think she’s seen this one before.
God: lmao wouldn’t it be funny if spiders had hands?
So cool!

Realizing the HP spider Mad Eye tortures is basically real…🤪🤪🤪
https://i.redd.it/kcgswo04bm2h1.gif
How cute!! Stop stressing it out! Be nice!

It’s really frustrating when you know shit about arthropods and people show up screaming “AH KILL IT WITH FIRE”.
Buddy. Pal.
https://preview.redd.it/dyxgjpn4bm2h1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=89164d10376c702f4f5954a1ac59c1367468a8ee
This thing, the Tailless Whip Scorpion, is *CAPITAL H HARMLESS*. It has no fangs, no stinger, no venom, or even silk to build webs. It catches small prey with those claws, which are 100% not evolved to handle anything larger than a cockroach. The worst this guy in the video stands to receive is a light scratch or a blood-drawing poke. You can see it fully grab his hand and then pull away, with him showing zero reaction.
This kind of behavior, also, only happens when you back one into a corner and *scare the absolute shit out of it*. They’re skittish. They would rather run away than face anything even the same size as them, in particular because again, they *have no real natural defense mechanisms*.
Really all that’s happening on this video is animal abuse, because they absolutely don’t strike out unless it’s their only remaining course of action against something that’s actively, repeatedly being rough or aggressive with them.
TL;DR– 100% harmless, will never bother you if you don’t bother it, and will try to run and hide before ever trying to fight back. The only reason you could possibly have to kill one is because you’re a sadistic asshole.


Now give it its four weapons, the Flare Cannon, Shock Therapist, Monster Pump, and Comedy Bomb
(At most, 10 people might get this reference)
I swear I learn of a new life form everyday on Reddit