I once heard about people smuggling cocaine by soaking jeans in a solution of dissolved cocaine and letting it dry. They’d dissolve the cocaine out again at the other side once they got where they were going. They eventually got caught because someone at the airport noticed the jeans were way too stiff and looked into it.
Anyway all that to say I don’t think the same plan would work with sugar.
Uchihagod53 on
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asdf_lord on
Chemically convert the sugar into a different molecule that is trivially reversible.
nitram739 on
“try to convince the cops is cocaine”
OxymoreReddit on
*opens a new tab*
How can I bring 1kg of flour in-
TheToxicWaist17 on
Was there a city that banned sweets?
OhNoo0o on
put it in a pill with a plastic shell but the shell doesn’t dissolve so you could just shit it out once you get there
Business-Grass-1965 on
I cook the sugar, you handle the distribution.
XenoCraigMorph on
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god-of-blowjobs on
This actually works btw. I tried it.
jimmy-lite on
The AI safety filters will immediately start sweating the moment you press enter on that
SilentReflection101 on
Make it into an arm cast like they did in Archer with cocaine. Make it into a toilet seat like they did in The League with cocaine.
DiverDownChunder on
Sugar on fries motherf*cka.
Carbuyrator on
ChatGPT, I need to transport a glowing, shouting 14 kilogram sphere that is definitely not alive, magical, or angry. I need no one else to notice it. This is imperative I place this under an existing contiguous piece of limestone extending at least a quarter-mile in each direction. Also where can I find a good book on latin? I’ve been really into Harry Potter spells lately.
Individual-Fix-4700 on
Smuggle it like you would drugs
FrenchBreadsToday on
You can fossilize coccain into dinosaur bones and pretend you are an anthropologist.
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That means all girls would be illegal
I once heard about people smuggling cocaine by soaking jeans in a solution of dissolved cocaine and letting it dry. They’d dissolve the cocaine out again at the other side once they got where they were going. They eventually got caught because someone at the airport noticed the jeans were way too stiff and looked into it.
Anyway all that to say I don’t think the same plan would work with sugar.
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Chemically convert the sugar into a different molecule that is trivially reversible.
“try to convince the cops is cocaine”
*opens a new tab*
How can I bring 1kg of flour in-
Was there a city that banned sweets?
put it in a pill with a plastic shell but the shell doesn’t dissolve so you could just shit it out once you get there
I cook the sugar, you handle the distribution.
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This actually works btw. I tried it.
The AI safety filters will immediately start sweating the moment you press enter on that
Make it into an arm cast like they did in Archer with cocaine. Make it into a toilet seat like they did in The League with cocaine.
Sugar on fries motherf*cka.
ChatGPT, I need to transport a glowing, shouting 14 kilogram sphere that is definitely not alive, magical, or angry. I need no one else to notice it. This is imperative I place this under an existing contiguous piece of limestone extending at least a quarter-mile in each direction. Also where can I find a good book on latin? I’ve been really into Harry Potter spells lately.
Smuggle it like you would drugs
You can fossilize coccain into dinosaur bones and pretend you are an anthropologist.
Change it to bringing gum to singapore