I got a half ring/half gummi bear in my Haribo.
by neilmac1210
I got a half ring/half gummi bear in my Haribo.
by neilmac1210
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You got a Teletubby.
Everything reminds me of her.
That’s the JellyJorker3000 masturbation aid
I wonder what this key unlocks.
edible cock-ring
A Haribot
thats a breeding female, they didnt mean to send her
Locke and Key
You are the chosen one.
*It has come, as foretold in the prophecy.*
The cylinder must remain unharmed.
Looks like a MacGuffin in a Willy Wonka origin story film or something:
>“It is foretold that he who wields the ancient Gummy Key, controls the world. Go forth young adventurer and secure your sweet destiny!”
Does the bear vibrate?
That’s an acient Haribo [gummi goddess](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet#/media/File:Sekhmet.svg).
Aw, you’ve found my Haribo Cock Ring.
Wake up everyone, a new gender symbol just dropped
Biblically accurate gummy bear
key
But they were all of them deceived, for another gummy bear was forged. One bear to rule them all. One bear to find them. One bear to bring them all, and in the gummy bind them.
Who you gonna marry?
Why people talking about cock rings, I saw a key 🗝️😭
This is one of the Ancient Ones from Banjo-Kazooie. You know, the statues with hoops on their heads that you have to fly through for a Jiggy. Very memorable characters.
It looks like a key!
You’ve discovered the key to gummy bear land! 🐻
Looks big enough to put a small cylinder (stuck inside a tube of mini m&ms with butter and mashed banana) through
That’s the real skeleton key