My wife got a wellness check from the local dispensary
by NMF-Leche
My wife got a wellness check from the local dispensary
by NMF-Leche
33 Comments
Damn, dude, I am not anywhere near your wife’s level.
People actually say “if not, no worries”. I thought was only meme speak
She is singlehandedly impacting their bottom line.
That’s not a wellness check…
It’s a customer retention program.
Impressive if im being honest.
North jersey represent
Everyday I’m hustlin hustlin
>You know uh, I never thought I’d say this to anybody, but you smoke entirely too much reefer.
Marketing call. They miss her money.
Still nice though. Maybe they’ll offer a freebe or discount 👌🏻
Well? Is she good or she cheating on him?
I do home weed delivery. There are 3 people I check up on from time to time. 2 vets and 1 very old dude with cancer
I can understand this. If you’re a consistent customer and just disappear (especially for a product often related to pain management) you may have some issue. There was that elderly guy that missed lunch at his daily spot a few months ago and so a chef went to check and he had broken his hip or something/was stuck in his home.
Call back like “damn, that was some REALLY good weed.”
“Why are you not buying our weed? Did you find better weed? Better prices?” ~Them probably
Their weed is so strong, they think it killed you.
I need to know how often she goes and what she gets 😂! I am not loyal to one dispo because I shop the deals. Illinois is too expensive to buy anything full price
My guy mentioned it had been a while, and I explained, I get paid once a month, so I buy once a month, then he gave me my 5 ounces.
How hot is your wife OP? lol
I’m confused….this is common practice in sales.
That’s much more attention than I have ever had from my primary care physician’s office.
Why is this funny?
That’s actually very sweet of them 🥹
seems like nice people!
Some guy wrote that in a SalesForce prompt and sent it to sooo many people on their log
I’m probably getting that soon but my friend’s harvest came in and he hooked me up with half an ounce.
I also choose this guy’s high wife.
lol this is great!
I got a call similar from my local dispensary when I stopped coming in suddenly after I found out I was pregnant. I was a weekly customer there! They were all happy to see me when I came back months later.
“I thought you died” was definitely thrown out.
This is why I don’t like giving these places my contact information. I already have to show my ID to enter the store. I shouldn’t have to supply my email, phone number, street address, and social media accounts dating back to 2005.
Oh wow, they actually called to check up on her? That’s kind of sweet, but also a little funny. It’s like when a small local grocery store misses their regular customer, except it’s a dispensary!
When you are discharged from the hospital, the doctor and nurse stand at the door and say welcome to come again next time.
I’ve bought weed at a local dispensary probably like five times over the last few years. They still send me texts and emails even though I’m only the most occasional of customers. If you give them your info, they’ll be bothering you forever.
I shit you not, I got a call from a dispensary last month saying the same thing lol I stopped up there for vacation and signed up for their program to get 50% off my first purchase and it’s the only time I have been
This is why I fucking hate adding my phone number to any new service. It’s just spam.