We know JD, there’s a GD infestation of parasites in the White House right now.
PirateSometimes on
They’re gonna go on a technically, he tells his stock traders what to buy and sell, so he isn’t doing it himself 🤓☝️
JColt60 on
That is actually an honest answer from him.
ocw5000 on
Come on man he didn’t tell the people to raid the capitol, he said “ And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore” and then he said “we’re going to try and give our Republicans, the weak ones because the strong ones don’t need any of our help. We’re going to try and give them the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our country. So let’s walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.“
Why is the media always so unfair to him?!
moralehighhorse on

woodrax on
Semantic bullcrap. “Come on, it is not like Trump is using his position as President to enrich himself PERSONALLY! Someone ELSE is taking that information, and enriching Trump!”
yup225 on
RIP Jimmy Carter’s peanut farm…
brok3nh3lix on
right, he probably calls up some one and says “buy X stock”. no one is thinking he’s in there executing the trades him self.
MonkeyFu on
Vance has used an Appeal to the Stone fallacy here, that just also happens to be an Argument from Incredulity.
amazing_rando on
I guess it isn’t the corruption or conflict of interest people are worried about here, just whether Trump is physically pressing the buttons. Their refusal to even try to give us justifications, even lies, is more insulting than the corruption itself.
reddurkel on
…in fact, he’s not even doing them in his own name. So in the last year alone he has made far more wealth than people realize. And that doesnt even include the international deals, the pardons, the stolen oil, church donations or skimming of that stupid ballroom. Yeah. I’m telling you this because you wont even do anything about it since the media are all cowards.
Tonight’s Headline:
”JD Vance masterfully handles tough questions. Trump to be richest person in heaven. Obama.”
SirTiffAlot on
They don’t care right now. Not even a little bit
deathboyuk on
“… I do it for him. Granpa can’t read so good.”
Jarnohams on
That’s exactly what Michael Cohen said Trump does. Hides behind some veil of “I didn’t know that” and lets other people go to prison for him… like Michael Cohen did.
kaeji on
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and enrich myself by manipulating the stock market like it’s something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense than that.
…Yeah, I remember enriching myself by manipulating the stock market.

Ambitious_Nomad1 on
Well, thanks for letting us know he’s doing it but someone else is pushing the buy button…
3006mv on
Forever pedo grifters
Imwhatswrongwithyou on
Good for this reporter. Good for him. And since it wasn’t a woman asking he wasn’t just immediately insulted and ignored soooo I guess that’s good?
Ask more questions like this, reporters. Call these fuckers out while doing your *actual* job of journalism
Next time change “seems to be” to “is blatantly”
What_the_Pie on
Vance is despicable. Obviously Trump is not making the trades, Don Jr or Eric are. It’s obvious they’re talking and strategizing.
Absent-Light-12 on
Next he’s gonna say “this isn’t Trump’s presidency just because he is the sitting president. Whatever we do under him is due to democrats, not the one telling us what to do.”
I’m so tired of the doublespeak and gaslighting dawgs.
silentsights on
Instant follow up question: then who profits from these trades being done in his name?
petee1991 on
The correct answer was no, Mr. Vance.
NOIS_KillerWhaleTank on
So it’s allowed as long as he’s not the one physically pressing the send button?
Burnt_and_Blistered on
So, what’s your point, Jimmy? Answer the question.
golfwinnersplz on
Trump can’t write his own emails – that doesn’t make it an excuse.
They’re always attempting to play semantics.
Darth_Innovader on
“He has a whole team managing his insider trading” is much worse, right?
Five-Oh-Vicryl on
Typical couch shagger answer right there
Bulky-Internal8579 on
I’m 600% sure that Trump is involved in the stock trades himself – the short fingered vulgarian / pedophile grifter is notoriously cheap and greedy. I think Vance has earned some nice additional criminal charges for aiding and abetting here. In prison there are no couches J.D. – you better run the front of the line to testify against him for a deal.
Jumping_Jupiter on
Ahahaha this is so funny 🤣, don’t tread on me, just collectively screwed over and it’s on the Internet forever.
_Tempi_0 on
Come on man, have a little bit of common sense when answering these questions. No one thinks he’s sitting in his office or making these trades personally. There’s too much golf to play and wars to wage
ObviouslyRealPerson on
“He pays someone else to do corruption for him” isn’t the gotcha he thought it was
ew73 on
“Who is executing the stock trades on his behalf, Mr. Vice President?”
Federal_Sympathy4667 on
Kinda specific which site he uses… no?
Wanna bet they get a hike in signups now lol
pgtvgaming on
JD “im a never Trumper, Trump is America’s Hitler, you promised no fact checking, JDs not my real name” Vance
rock-n-white-hat on
So if he doesn’t do it himself it’s not corruption? If someone does it for him based on his instructions and information and for his benefit, it’s totally legal??? This is the level of reasoning an Ivy League education produces?
Hesitation-Marx on
A long time ago, before I was medicated for my ADHD, I forgot about a couple of lemons I had picked up.
They sat in my pantry, forgotten behind a couple of boxes of noodles, until I needed to make pasta.
By that point, they were green mold in the general shape of lemons, and when I picked them up, they left a soft mound of vividly green spores behind.
Vance has the charisma, desirability, and general firmness of that mound.
Adventurous_Custard8 on
They never miss an opportunity to gaslight.
mumushu on
The non-denial denial. It’s back baby!
VaguelyArtistic on
Oh my god he is so, so bad at this.
Switchmisty9 on
What’s a lying piece of shit this fucking loser is.
Specialist-Neck-7810 on
I didn’t hear a denial in that…
JThumbs29 on
“Cmon guys, he’s not on his robinhood account all day. That’s the Robinhood app. Investing for everyone. $HOOD. Great stock, great company.”
“Have you or the president recently purchased shares of $HOOD?”
“You stupid liberal media, piglet…how dare you? Of course the president and many cabinet members own shares of the highly popular company. You dumbocrats don’t know anything about finance”
Flat_Landah on
No he’s just orchestrating insider trading events…nothing like being on E-Trade
CommissionFeisty9843 on
This guy graduated from Yale? The whole Ivy League bullshit is just that, bullshit. He knows the question. I get inverted dick energy from this fuck
BJMRamage on
Ok, so he pays someone to do the dirty deeds. And we should be fine with that.
whelmed-and-gruntled on
“That’s ridiculous… He’s got a guy for that. His name is Todd. He’s a little homonculus of a human being. He’s the one making the trades. But yea, he does do it with Donald’s phone. He also writes his tweets, and now that Noem has been fired, changes the Presidential Diaper, DEPENDS ONE.”
existential_anxiety_ on
Didn’t even deny it
wandernwade on
“Yeah, man. It’s someone else making the trades for him!”
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That isn’t a ‘no.’
We know JD, there’s a GD infestation of parasites in the White House right now.
They’re gonna go on a technically, he tells his stock traders what to buy and sell, so he isn’t doing it himself 🤓☝️
That is actually an honest answer from him.
Come on man he didn’t tell the people to raid the capitol, he said “ And we fight. We fight like hell. And if you don’t fight like hell, you’re not going to have a country anymore” and then he said “we’re going to try and give our Republicans, the weak ones because the strong ones don’t need any of our help. We’re going to try and give them the kind of pride and boldness that they need to take back our country. So let’s walk down Pennsylvania Avenue.“
Why is the media always so unfair to him?!

Semantic bullcrap. “Come on, it is not like Trump is using his position as President to enrich himself PERSONALLY! Someone ELSE is taking that information, and enriching Trump!”
RIP Jimmy Carter’s peanut farm…
right, he probably calls up some one and says “buy X stock”. no one is thinking he’s in there executing the trades him self.
Vance has used an Appeal to the Stone fallacy here, that just also happens to be an Argument from Incredulity.
I guess it isn’t the corruption or conflict of interest people are worried about here, just whether Trump is physically pressing the buttons. Their refusal to even try to give us justifications, even lies, is more insulting than the corruption itself.
…in fact, he’s not even doing them in his own name. So in the last year alone he has made far more wealth than people realize. And that doesnt even include the international deals, the pardons, the stolen oil, church donations or skimming of that stupid ballroom. Yeah. I’m telling you this because you wont even do anything about it since the media are all cowards.
Tonight’s Headline:
”JD Vance masterfully handles tough questions. Trump to be richest person in heaven. Obama.”
They don’t care right now. Not even a little bit
“… I do it for him. Granpa can’t read so good.”
That’s exactly what Michael Cohen said Trump does. Hides behind some veil of “I didn’t know that” and lets other people go to prison for him… like Michael Cohen did.
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and enrich myself by manipulating the stock market like it’s something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense than that.
…Yeah, I remember enriching myself by manipulating the stock market.

Well, thanks for letting us know he’s doing it but someone else is pushing the buy button…
Forever pedo grifters
Good for this reporter. Good for him. And since it wasn’t a woman asking he wasn’t just immediately insulted and ignored soooo I guess that’s good?
Ask more questions like this, reporters. Call these fuckers out while doing your *actual* job of journalism
Next time change “seems to be” to “is blatantly”
Vance is despicable. Obviously Trump is not making the trades, Don Jr or Eric are. It’s obvious they’re talking and strategizing.
Next he’s gonna say “this isn’t Trump’s presidency just because he is the sitting president. Whatever we do under him is due to democrats, not the one telling us what to do.”
I’m so tired of the doublespeak and gaslighting dawgs.
Instant follow up question: then who profits from these trades being done in his name?
The correct answer was no, Mr. Vance.
So it’s allowed as long as he’s not the one physically pressing the send button?
So, what’s your point, Jimmy? Answer the question.
Trump can’t write his own emails – that doesn’t make it an excuse.
They’re always attempting to play semantics.
“He has a whole team managing his insider trading” is much worse, right?
Typical couch shagger answer right there
I’m 600% sure that Trump is involved in the stock trades himself – the short fingered vulgarian / pedophile grifter is notoriously cheap and greedy. I think Vance has earned some nice additional criminal charges for aiding and abetting here. In prison there are no couches J.D. – you better run the front of the line to testify against him for a deal.
Ahahaha this is so funny 🤣, don’t tread on me, just collectively screwed over and it’s on the Internet forever.
Come on man, have a little bit of common sense when answering these questions. No one thinks he’s sitting in his office or making these trades personally. There’s too much golf to play and wars to wage
“He pays someone else to do corruption for him” isn’t the gotcha he thought it was
“Who is executing the stock trades on his behalf, Mr. Vice President?”
Kinda specific which site he uses… no?
Wanna bet they get a hike in signups now lol
JD “im a never Trumper, Trump is America’s Hitler, you promised no fact checking, JDs not my real name” Vance
So if he doesn’t do it himself it’s not corruption? If someone does it for him based on his instructions and information and for his benefit, it’s totally legal??? This is the level of reasoning an Ivy League education produces?
A long time ago, before I was medicated for my ADHD, I forgot about a couple of lemons I had picked up.
They sat in my pantry, forgotten behind a couple of boxes of noodles, until I needed to make pasta.
By that point, they were green mold in the general shape of lemons, and when I picked them up, they left a soft mound of vividly green spores behind.
Vance has the charisma, desirability, and general firmness of that mound.
They never miss an opportunity to gaslight.
The non-denial denial. It’s back baby!
Oh my god he is so, so bad at this.
What’s a lying piece of shit this fucking loser is.
I didn’t hear a denial in that…
“Cmon guys, he’s not on his robinhood account all day. That’s the Robinhood app. Investing for everyone. $HOOD. Great stock, great company.”
“Have you or the president recently purchased shares of $HOOD?”
“You stupid liberal media, piglet…how dare you? Of course the president and many cabinet members own shares of the highly popular company. You dumbocrats don’t know anything about finance”
No he’s just orchestrating insider trading events…nothing like being on E-Trade
This guy graduated from Yale? The whole Ivy League bullshit is just that, bullshit. He knows the question. I get inverted dick energy from this fuck
Ok, so he pays someone to do the dirty deeds. And we should be fine with that.
“That’s ridiculous… He’s got a guy for that. His name is Todd. He’s a little homonculus of a human being. He’s the one making the trades. But yea, he does do it with Donald’s phone. He also writes his tweets, and now that Noem has been fired, changes the Presidential Diaper, DEPENDS ONE.”
Didn’t even deny it
“Yeah, man. It’s someone else making the trades for him!”
🙄🙄