She could tell you everything because you’re like a brother to her
FeastGlow on
Men will see this and create 47 fake scenarios immediately
OuttHouseMouse on
And you can never act on it – ever- because in the slight chance you turn out to be wrong, youre completely fucking up your whole social scene cuz she gone tell everybody
pastelwitchyx on
You know something was up
Accomplished_Pen980 on
She didn’t suddenly fall in love with you so.. she needs something and it’s going to require your money or your labor at an inconvenient time, I guarantee it
DarkFox_x86 on
They always text when their computer isn’t working.
98VoteForPedro on
It’s old people or kids in these comments no in-between
Recentstranger on
And then doesn’t reply for days 🤷♂️
GivemTheDDD on
Had this happen once. Started working out hard, got a degree, making good money, bought a nice vehicle. Girl who rejected me in HS starts hitting me up on Facebook. Start thinking oh yeah, this is all coming together. Then she hits me with…
“You look like you’re doing well for yourself… how would you like to do even better by joining my Herbalife sales team?”
Sad_Limit8674 on
“Bro got 3 texts and started imagining couple reels 💀”
Tomytom99 on
“Is she into me, bored, or needing help with her car?”
timc_720 on
She just used me off and on when she was looking for another boyfriend, stay safe out there
HumbleFruit4201 on
This was me with the girl who I was head over heels in love with senior year in highschool. I never did end up telling her how I felt, but – one day – she texted me out of the blue because she was having relationship problems.
Mind you, my wife and I had been married for ten years by that point.
Suffice to say that I was a bit suspicious.
bonisbestboy on
Bro this happened to me and by the end of the day she told me she liked more a bit more than just a friend teehee
Drooden on
Oh yeah.. very suspicious.. god forbid a friend is looking for genuine support. It is not taking advantage if you don’t expect something out of it. Try selflessly listening to or helping someone for once.
GoliathProjects on
You are getting texted by people?
MrSaturnism on
Ooof the sheer amount of incels here man
AidedLoki on
So listen I have this opportunity

tehweave on
Listen my dudes. If I’m being honest, sometimes it’s one little thing that starts a chain reaction.
My day job made me shave my beard. After years of this, they lightened up on their policy and allowed for beards to exist in the workplace.
At the time I decided to document my beard growth on Facebook. Going from clean shaven, to stubble, to full grown in just a month.
One of my female friends starts texting me more frequently. A month later she asked me out.
We’ve been together for 11 years. 5th wedding anniversary is next month.
iiitme on
Feels like a teenager made this
PerplexGG on
Do you not have close female friends you talk to regularly?
FaultAwkward5090 on
From my experience it is always right after you are in a serious relationship or they see you are doing well for yourself.
Good_Boy_Coleman on
My mind every time:

Sooooooooooooomebody on
Something is wrong with her car or computer
MisterWafflles on
Someone found out they’re being friend zoned and cut them out so now you’re next in line! Congratulations!
Jibber_Fight on
She just spent years looking for somebody “just like you”.
Have_Donut on
Either she is part of a MLM scheme or she is rebounding.
dis_not_my_name on
Yeah she tried to sell me insurance and investment plan.
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She could tell you everything because you’re like a brother to her
Men will see this and create 47 fake scenarios immediately
And you can never act on it – ever- because in the slight chance you turn out to be wrong, youre completely fucking up your whole social scene cuz she gone tell everybody
You know something was up
She didn’t suddenly fall in love with you so.. she needs something and it’s going to require your money or your labor at an inconvenient time, I guarantee it
They always text when their computer isn’t working.
It’s old people or kids in these comments no in-between
And then doesn’t reply for days 🤷♂️
Had this happen once. Started working out hard, got a degree, making good money, bought a nice vehicle. Girl who rejected me in HS starts hitting me up on Facebook. Start thinking oh yeah, this is all coming together. Then she hits me with…
“You look like you’re doing well for yourself… how would you like to do even better by joining my Herbalife sales team?”
“Bro got 3 texts and started imagining couple reels 💀”
“Is she into me, bored, or needing help with her car?”
She just used me off and on when she was looking for another boyfriend, stay safe out there
This was me with the girl who I was head over heels in love with senior year in highschool. I never did end up telling her how I felt, but – one day – she texted me out of the blue because she was having relationship problems.
Mind you, my wife and I had been married for ten years by that point.
Suffice to say that I was a bit suspicious.
Bro this happened to me and by the end of the day she told me she liked more a bit more than just a friend teehee
Oh yeah.. very suspicious.. god forbid a friend is looking for genuine support. It is not taking advantage if you don’t expect something out of it. Try selflessly listening to or helping someone for once.
You are getting texted by people?
Ooof the sheer amount of incels here man
So listen I have this opportunity

Listen my dudes. If I’m being honest, sometimes it’s one little thing that starts a chain reaction.
My day job made me shave my beard. After years of this, they lightened up on their policy and allowed for beards to exist in the workplace.
At the time I decided to document my beard growth on Facebook. Going from clean shaven, to stubble, to full grown in just a month.
One of my female friends starts texting me more frequently. A month later she asked me out.
We’ve been together for 11 years. 5th wedding anniversary is next month.
Feels like a teenager made this
Do you not have close female friends you talk to regularly?
From my experience it is always right after you are in a serious relationship or they see you are doing well for yourself.
My mind every time:

Something is wrong with her car or computer
Someone found out they’re being friend zoned and cut them out so now you’re next in line! Congratulations!
She just spent years looking for somebody “just like you”.
Either she is part of a MLM scheme or she is rebounding.
Yeah she tried to sell me insurance and investment plan.