Texans will probably vote this man in. They always seem to vote against their own self-interests. Governor Hot Wheels will make sure that happens no matter what.
Mindless_Fruit_2313 on
Paxton looks like one of those dolls with self-shutting eyes that didn’t quite work right.
Jakitron_1999 on
Don’t forget that Paxton also supports recriminalizing gay sex, not just a marriage ban
JooMuthafkr on
Weird, he looks so trustworthy…..
Bagheera234 on

nixtarx on
Paxton is another case of yes you can judge a book by its cover.
golfwinnersplz on
He fits right in with MAGA.
Mr_BigglesworthIII on
Two pieces of shit
robgrab on
He definitely has a type.
Ischerryan on
He’s a piece of shit, just like the guy that endorsed him. He will fit right in with the Republican caucus.
PatReady on
Did the other person in the primary step down?
tedwards163 on
Giving off real “playing with it too much will make you go blind” vibes.
johndoe4sho on
And yet a bunch people who consider themselves “decent” people will vote for this.
KaiserKCat on
Trump sure loves his pedophile protectors.
mdhunter99 on
He’s perfect for the Republican Party.
LazyTitan39 on
So he’s a shoo-in.
someoldguyon_reddit on
Is that a picture of two pedophiles? Inquiring minds and all.
feignapathy on
what’s wrong with his right eye? cum shot from Trump?
Rhakha on
Talarico skyrocketed with this if Paxton wins. He freed a child predator. That’s gonna be brought up a lot
VoidMunashii on
I mean: that sounds exactly like someone Donald would like.
WasteBinStuff on
The fact they’re all going to hell is not a big enough comfort.
MediocreSeesaw on
MAGA: “Please, help us! I don’t know who to vote for!”
conundri on
Can people be arrested for planning a thing like that? Maybe they should send some cops over to take God in for questioning.
Outrageous_Front_636 on
Always the most vile people.
TrashCapable on
Hes perfect for MAGA.
redd142 on
Not even his own eyes can look himself in the mirror
thekitchenaides on
Pedos of a feather….🪶
sonofabobo on
Why does every MAGA look like they’re melting?
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MrKomiya on
Those facts about Ken Paxton is not only exactly why he qualifies for Republican nomination, but also for Trumps direct endorsement.
ProfessionSevere3328 on
Very on-brand.
jamusbondusvii on
Murky as fuck, all of them thar paedo enablers
EnvironmentalLock440 on
Sounds like the perfect republican candidate to me.
Spaceboy779 on
What the actual fuck is wrong with Texans? Like, are y’all *proud* of this shit?
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Hhmm, I think Talarico’s chances just rose.
Sounds just like his type of guy!
Gee I wonder why he got the nod?
Hes got resting stroke face
Texans will probably vote this man in. They always seem to vote against their own self-interests. Governor Hot Wheels will make sure that happens no matter what.
Paxton looks like one of those dolls with self-shutting eyes that didn’t quite work right.
Don’t forget that Paxton also supports recriminalizing gay sex, not just a marriage ban
Weird, he looks so trustworthy…..

Paxton is another case of yes you can judge a book by its cover.
He fits right in with MAGA.
Two pieces of shit
He definitely has a type.
He’s a piece of shit, just like the guy that endorsed him. He will fit right in with the Republican caucus.
Did the other person in the primary step down?
Giving off real “playing with it too much will make you go blind” vibes.
And yet a bunch people who consider themselves “decent” people will vote for this.
Trump sure loves his pedophile protectors.
He’s perfect for the Republican Party.
So he’s a shoo-in.
Is that a picture of two pedophiles? Inquiring minds and all.
what’s wrong with his right eye? cum shot from Trump?
Talarico skyrocketed with this if Paxton wins. He freed a child predator. That’s gonna be brought up a lot
I mean: that sounds exactly like someone Donald would like.
The fact they’re all going to hell is not a big enough comfort.
MAGA: “Please, help us! I don’t know who to vote for!”
Can people be arrested for planning a thing like that? Maybe they should send some cops over to take God in for questioning.
Always the most vile people.
Hes perfect for MAGA.
Not even his own eyes can look himself in the mirror
Pedos of a feather….🪶
Why does every MAGA look like they’re melting?
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Those facts about Ken Paxton is not only exactly why he qualifies for Republican nomination, but also for Trumps direct endorsement.
Very on-brand.
Murky as fuck, all of them thar paedo enablers
Sounds like the perfect republican candidate to me.
What the actual fuck is wrong with Texans? Like, are y’all *proud* of this shit?
They sure do love the diddlers don’t they.