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    1. “We’ve called you into this HR meeting because we have had several reports of you asking coworkers and clients if they’ve ‘found Jesus’ yet…”

      “Wait, I can explain!”

    2. Itchyarmpit111 on

      I want to get some of those and paint them as different characters so it can be like a “Jesus and Friends” thing

    3. Hoboliftingaroma on

      I have a friend that works at a grocery store. They find these and little ducks. All. The. Time. Like ten a week.

    4. My kids report that these have been popping up everywhere in the middle school recently. I think some of the students think their teachers could use a little more Jesus.

    5. I’m picturing Jesus wearing that sash every day like Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby in The Simpsons.

    6. We’ve got our own little Jesus collection going in our clinic as well. People buy them in bulk and just leave them places like some kind of weird trash evangelism.

    7. Ultramarine6 on

      Oh neat. I was just visiting a cancer clinic (all clear! Just a scare!) and saw two of these in different nooks.

    8. AkiraKitsune on

      Really weird. I’ve never seen this before until yesterday when I found one in my house and have been placing it in random places

    9. Schwight_Droot on

      I’ve been seeing these around the hospital I work at and I throw them in the garbage

    10. Throwawaylikeme90 on

      I’ve been finding these at my plant lately. I throw them away. I hate the vast majority of Christianity and the Christian’s I do like are the ones that hate the vast majority of Christianity too. 

      Nobody needs this irritating shit. I already did the Christian thing, and it’s Christian’s that made me jobless, homeless and ostracized. So when I see this shallow ass “Jesus loves you” twerp, it makes me rationally furious. To the landfill with it. 

    11. OtisBurgman on

      Somebody handed me one of these at my place of work. It was very uncomfortable.

    12. narrow_octopus on

      God: creates and refuses to cure cancer

      People: we love you God! 🙏👼😇

    13. How come there’s only one black Jesus and one brown Jesus, but there’s six white Jesi?

    14. It’s tradition to hide the baby playmobil Jesus at my in-laws’ house each Christmas, and my MIL bought us these little Jesuses to hide in our own homes.

    15. My nephew goes to daycare at a church. Someone in the church leaves these everywhere around the church campus. That’s all well and good, except the little kids in the preschool keep finding them and they’re a choking hazard 😬. Then my brother and SIL have to explain to their now upset kid why they’re taking away his little Jesus that he found.

    16. boopboopadoopity on

      Imagine trying to exist in a space without being evangelized at 😭

      I mean I get it, it’s a cancer clinic. People hold onto religion strongly and many are Christian. But I would feel weird if my Jewish/Muslim/atheist cancer patient or their family trying to find comfort in THEIR religion happened upon one of these. I know you just sigh and move on but man. Like imagine if these were little hijabi girls and it said “Allah loves you” people would not be brushing this off as a cute little trend showing up in their middle schools like some people in the comments are, imo. Just my two cents. I know it’s not hurting anyone but I’m tired man

    17. United-Coach-6591 on

      We find these perched all over the place at the laundromat all the time. Occasionally tiny ducks instead. 

    18. mindgardening on

      Too bad Jesus doesn’t do anything for people with cancer.

      It’s almost like he…….doesn’t exist.

      Throw them in the trash.

    19. Matchaparrot on

      Found one in Maggie Mays cafe in Belfast. Spooky to see something I’ve only seen online irl

    20. Probably gonna get downvoted by the religious people in the sub but it’s so ironic that the same god the folks who leave these worship is the one who gave them cancer in the first place. Always interesting how that doublethink exists.

    21. space-glitter on

      This place in Michigan, Mooville, does ice cream advent calendars & they include a lil one of these guys in there lol

    22. GreenBPacker on

      I used to find these all over at an inpatient orthopedic rehabilitation facility where I worked. I hid them in my Christmas tree for my kids to find.

    23. Kind-Apricot22 on

      Where I work we have them all over the ORs and cardiac floors. They just show up, I think someone has a bag full of them.

    24. ButterscotchExactly on

      Everyone in here is going on about Jesus when these are clearly statues of red cross doctors.

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