Sucks being a dude sometimes.. The amount of weird looks ive gotten walking my dog past a playground at a public park, especially during little league season when the park i use year round has a lot of kids there.
zombieblackbird on
Mom did threaten to put me up for adoption in a grocery store once. Some random lady offered to take me. Mom never said anything like that in public again.
Not that I had a terrible childhood or anything. But ai wonder what ever happened to parallel universe me who did get adopted by some rando at the grocery store.
Aggressive_Owl5379 on
Someone did this to me when I was a kid and taking my boxer on a walk😭
She apologized after, she just wanted her kid to stop acting up lol
Michami135 on
“Her arms look weak, but her hands are small. I could put her to work washing out glasses all day. Maybe she could clean my ovens. No internet though. That’s a waste of time. Work, eat, and sleep. That’s what kids should be doing.”
UniversalExplorer11 on
say “I am not rapist Ma’am! I wouldn’t take the child, but maybe take his mom”
TrinketSunflowers on
When i take the child later they will be calling the cops🙄
mountaindoom on
Not for free.
DetectiveObjective00 on
Just freak out and say: Damn it lady, that’s supposed to be our secret!
Moe_MIEZ1 on
Just take the child with you. The kid is surprised what happend, the mother is shorten happy about that you play the role she gave you until she relized, this isn’t a role to you. And you, you get a free kid🤷♀️
Joeseppe_LFC on
Help her out. Cross your arms and give the kid the crazy eyes.
PhoenixUltimate on
I wish we had some kind of code between adults that children didn’t realise so that we could do this. Because some of those little sh… uh, kids, need a lesson
junkjournalofsissy on
I just came here for toothpaste and somehow became part of the disciplinary system
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Always a villain in someone’s story !
Gotta act the part.
Sucks being a dude sometimes.. The amount of weird looks ive gotten walking my dog past a playground at a public park, especially during little league season when the park i use year round has a lot of kids there.
Mom did threaten to put me up for adoption in a grocery store once. Some random lady offered to take me. Mom never said anything like that in public again.
Not that I had a terrible childhood or anything. But ai wonder what ever happened to parallel universe me who did get adopted by some rando at the grocery store.
Someone did this to me when I was a kid and taking my boxer on a walk😭
She apologized after, she just wanted her kid to stop acting up lol
“Her arms look weak, but her hands are small. I could put her to work washing out glasses all day. Maybe she could clean my ovens. No internet though. That’s a waste of time. Work, eat, and sleep. That’s what kids should be doing.”
say “I am not rapist Ma’am! I wouldn’t take the child, but maybe take his mom”
When i take the child later they will be calling the cops🙄
Not for free.
Just freak out and say: Damn it lady, that’s supposed to be our secret!
Just take the child with you. The kid is surprised what happend, the mother is shorten happy about that you play the role she gave you until she relized, this isn’t a role to you. And you, you get a free kid🤷♀️
Help her out. Cross your arms and give the kid the crazy eyes.
I wish we had some kind of code between adults that children didn’t realise so that we could do this. Because some of those little sh… uh, kids, need a lesson
I just came here for toothpaste and somehow became part of the disciplinary system