Local diner wrote MILF instead of milk on their menu
by hotuglyqueer
Local diner wrote MILF instead of milk on their menu
by hotuglyqueer
41 Comments
I once dated a small side of MILf
Someone’s autocorrect get the best of them? F and K aren’t that close on the keyboard 😆
Milf and brown sugar..
Where is this? Asking for a friend…
Or did they?
One way or another, I get milk for my oatmeal.
Can you get extra milf?
7 dollars for OATS and you don’t even get toppings?
I’ll take a brown sugar milf, please.
Just one pecan for $3?!
I’d like to add fresh strawberries to my MILF please.
Left/right? Top/bottom? Front/back? Which small side of milf are we talking about here?
I’ll take two!
Hmm… autocorrect? Or autoFreudian-correction?
I’ll be ordering that the next time I go
Do *you* come with the meal?
As long as she’s thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal.
They said what they said.
they aren’t close together; how did that typo happen?
Was that a brown sugar Milf? I really need to know.
That’s an expensive bowl of oatmeal.. unless of course it’s not a typo
I would have ordered 4
Milf AND brown sugar. Two for one deal.
What are they talking abo
Oh.
Ohhhhh….
Hahaha fucking idiots
Where is this diner… asking for a friend.
Thought the price was kind of high for oatmeal.
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I bet the waitress has heard *all* the jokes.
Can I get glass of milf please?
Does the MILF come with baggage and is between the ages of 48 and 54?
I know it’s not the point, but DAMN, I could get a gallon of milk, big container of oatmeal, bag of brown sugar and some bananas for 10 bucks. That shit BETTER come with some milf…
Up charge for the large milf?
This isn’t about the milf but toast is the least appealing side for oatmeal
10 dollars for a bowl of oatmeal with some toppings is crazy
Just one pecan? And more than one banana?
I’ll take 7
Do you get a whole lotta time with a little people milf, or a little bit of time with a standard milf?