Environmental-Arm365 on May 17, 2026 11:22 pm JFC what an insufferable clown show. Next they will all be shitting their pants just to emulate their Orange Cheesus. Totally not a cult.
Cyclosarin88 on May 17, 2026 11:31 pm This isn’t real is it? It’s so embarrassing that I have to ask.
dudestir127 on May 17, 2026 11:38 pm Is that photoshop or was Mikey really able to afford a spray tan even after complaining that his salary isn’t enough?
rawkguitar on May 18, 2026 12:05 am I hate that I have to ask this because I genuinely don’t know, but, this is fake, right?
_jjkase on May 18, 2026 12:10 am If I had to guess which congressperson turns out to be a cannibal it’s Mikey, not a doubt in my mind.
djhouse77 on May 18, 2026 12:45 am Mike Johnson is a pedophile protector What happened to his black son??
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Is that what Taco told them?
it’s not makeup, it’s trump’s ass print
it helps hide the reptile skin underneath
He just needs the tampon ear and diapers now.
Hey, that’s the guy who raped his adopted son!
JFC what an insufferable clown show. Next they will all be shitting their pants just to emulate their Orange Cheesus. Totally not a cult.
This isn’t real is it? It’s so embarrassing that I have to ask.
Is that photoshop or was Mikey really able to afford a spray tan even after complaining that his salary isn’t enough?
Not a cult.
Right.
I hate that I have to ask this because I genuinely don’t know, but, this is fake, right?
If I had to guess which congressperson turns out to be a cannibal it’s Mikey, not a doubt in my mind.
I think you mean orange is the new white.
No serious person would do that.
Is that Mikey in orange-face?
Mike Johnson is a pedophile protector
What happened to his black son??
The Mar-a-lago makeover is complete
This is photoshop…….right?
He definitely molests kids
Orange is the new white*.
We’re living in the dumbest possible timeline
“It’s not a cult”
