When she realizes I used to rawdog her mom and might be her dad.
ArubaAdultFun on
How dare he have a past???
Designer-Chemical-95 on
Yeah, I hate how women are obsessed with body count. Sorry I lived a life before we met, I guess?
cinnnamillk on
The worst part is when she stumbles upon old photos of you being happy without her. Good luck explaining that
NAT0R_69 on
yep and you might be her distant brother who left for milk but came back
Jester471 on
This one was a major issue with my wife for the first few years. I had a half a dozen or better relationships before her and she had one. It took me getting really mad one time and telling her off about it before she quit bugging me about it.
Erlkoenig_1 on
Honestly I feel the same way with my friend. Like, whenever she tells stories of before we met, I’m always asking myself why wasn’t I invited
Lowly-Worm_ on
Yeah sweetie turns out my eyebrow was bitten off I didnt come out lookin like this
Thepsyguy on
Im 38 years old. I don’t judge for your past as long as we have a future.
Necessary-Assist-986 on
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Haunting_Copy9706 on
The face when your sister finds out you are sleeping with another woman.
Tehlim on
Could also be a look saying “now that I know about his past, he’ll try and ask about mine…”
Palagrin on
tbf men can be real babies about this too;
“What do you mean you ve had sex before? Like with other men? Gross.”
Lemonbear63 on
When she asks you how was work and you say it was good and she says she wasn’t there with you so what was so good about it? 😤
Euphoriam5 on
Im torn between two women because each has a set of traits and characteristics that appeal to me, however I feel nothing for both, and I fear that I may be cursed at this point.
EDIT: Imagine downvoting a man who’s being honest and is in mental torment, what a bunch of sharameet some of the Redditors are.
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When she realizes I used to rawdog her mom and might be her dad.
How dare he have a past???
Yeah, I hate how women are obsessed with body count. Sorry I lived a life before we met, I guess?
The worst part is when she stumbles upon old photos of you being happy without her. Good luck explaining that
yep and you might be her distant brother who left for milk but came back
This one was a major issue with my wife for the first few years. I had a half a dozen or better relationships before her and she had one. It took me getting really mad one time and telling her off about it before she quit bugging me about it.
Honestly I feel the same way with my friend. Like, whenever she tells stories of before we met, I’m always asking myself why wasn’t I invited
Yeah sweetie turns out my eyebrow was bitten off I didnt come out lookin like this
Im 38 years old. I don’t judge for your past as long as we have a future.
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The face when your sister finds out you are sleeping with another woman.
Could also be a look saying “now that I know about his past, he’ll try and ask about mine…”
tbf men can be real babies about this too;
“What do you mean you ve had sex before? Like with other men? Gross.”
When she asks you how was work and you say it was good and she says she wasn’t there with you so what was so good about it? 😤
Im torn between two women because each has a set of traits and characteristics that appeal to me, however I feel nothing for both, and I fear that I may be cursed at this point.
EDIT: Imagine downvoting a man who’s being honest and is in mental torment, what a bunch of sharameet some of the Redditors are.
Just wait until she finds out about your wife