ngl that title already screams peak chaos in the making. wondering what wild visuals they went with for this one.
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The Great Wall failed to prevent Genghis Khan from invading and conquering China. I doubt that trump passed History.
un_theist on
“China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump’s very very large…ah-brain.”
—Donald Trump
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Donald Trump (79): “Until recently, nobody ever heard of the Chinese wall. Nobody knows more about walls than I do. A certain type of walls. Actually, I invented walls. I predicted that Barack Hussein Obama would knock out the World Trade Center. I predicted it one year before he actually did it. I wrote it in my book. I wrote 13 books. All bestsellers. No other president has ever written a bestseller. Only me. Presidents wanted a ballroom since more than 250 years. Nobody was able to build it. The question is, shall I gold the windows? You can’t paint them gold. There is no color that looks like gold. They are searching for it since more than 3,000 years. Think of that. Obama and Biden lost the war in Vietnam. It’s a disgrace. 18 years no victory. I would have won the war in Vietnam within one week. Probably even faster. I won 15 wars in 14 days. No other president has ever won a war. What a difference a president like me makes. Putin and Xi had no respect for crooked Joe Biden. They respect me a lot, a lot. I can tell you. We are working on something really great. China will handover Iran to us. We will transform Iran into Texas of the Middle East. Norway will pay for it. It’s gonna be huge. I have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All his friends are Democrats. I’ve never been on Epstein island. Obama and Biden have been there all the time. It’s a very beautiful island. A truly great place to be. I can tell you. But, I’ve never been there. Okay? I have concepts of a plan to end the war in Ukraine. I could end the war easily. I could end it within 24 hours. Probably less. I just don’t want to kill 500 million people. I don’t want to go that route. You understand? One year ago, our country was dead. Now, we are the hottest country anywhere in the world. The hottest. We are winning bigly. We are winning like never before. You may even get tired of winning. The golden age of America has started. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. President DJT”
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ngl that title already screams peak chaos in the making. wondering what wild visuals they went with for this one.
The Great Wall failed to prevent Genghis Khan from invading and conquering China. I doubt that trump passed History.
“China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump’s very very large…ah-brain.”
—Donald Trump
Donald Trump (79): “Until recently, nobody ever heard of the Chinese wall. Nobody knows more about walls than I do. A certain type of walls. Actually, I invented walls. I predicted that Barack Hussein Obama would knock out the World Trade Center. I predicted it one year before he actually did it. I wrote it in my book. I wrote 13 books. All bestsellers. No other president has ever written a bestseller. Only me. Presidents wanted a ballroom since more than 250 years. Nobody was able to build it. The question is, shall I gold the windows? You can’t paint them gold. There is no color that looks like gold. They are searching for it since more than 3,000 years. Think of that. Obama and Biden lost the war in Vietnam. It’s a disgrace. 18 years no victory. I would have won the war in Vietnam within one week. Probably even faster. I won 15 wars in 14 days. No other president has ever won a war. What a difference a president like me makes. Putin and Xi had no respect for crooked Joe Biden. They respect me a lot, a lot. I can tell you. We are working on something really great. China will handover Iran to us. We will transform Iran into Texas of the Middle East. Norway will pay for it. It’s gonna be huge. I have nothing to do with Epstein. The Democrats do. All his friends are Democrats. I’ve never been on Epstein island. Obama and Biden have been there all the time. It’s a very beautiful island. A truly great place to be. I can tell you. But, I’ve never been there. Okay? I have concepts of a plan to end the war in Ukraine. I could end the war easily. I could end it within 24 hours. Probably less. I just don’t want to kill 500 million people. I don’t want to go that route. You understand? One year ago, our country was dead. Now, we are the hottest country anywhere in the world. The hottest. We are winning bigly. We are winning like never before. You may even get tired of winning. The golden age of America has started. Thank you for your attention to this important matter. President DJT”
/s
TIL: Mongolians = Asian Mexicans
/jk
