The greatest salesman in history
by MetallicaDash
The greatest salesman in history
by MetallicaDash
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The RWBY propaganda is working, it’s making me want to rewatch it.
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
It’s theorized that the first to eat an oyster was a woman as it would’ve been a gathering job, not a hunting job. And it was monumental at the time as the populace had no means of fishing so bodies of water were kind of a food desert to early humans. Also shows that there was an understanding of low and high tides that was needed to know when to harvest the oysters.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/52508868-who-ate-the-first-oyster
Other apes eat oysters, so maybe it wasn’t a human discovery but we were already doing it by the time we were humans.
Edit: Some monkeys too. And raccoons. If you’re an omnivore living near a tidal body of water, I guess shellfish are just fair game.
“He was a bold man who first ate an oyster”
By Jonathan Swift
Seriously, who’s spreading RWBY to convince them to binge watch?
Early humans or homo species regularly ate snails and insects. I don’t think an oyster would be too much for them. Food is food and everything was game in those days.
God these are horrible
Hunger is a great motivator.
It was fortunate that prehistoric man had tabasco sauce, horseradish and lemon available at the time to make the oyster good.
Fine, I’ll watch the last 3 volumes
“Was it good?”
“No. I ate 57”
*grabs popcorn*
Awww yeah it’s Metallica dash. Can’t wait to see the weeb haters who never post back in the comments