Honestly love my mates from down under, whenever they arrive.
by KylAnde01
Honestly love my mates from down under, whenever they arrive.
by KylAnde01
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Australians join the squad for one day and already sound like they’ve survived 3 wars and a barbecue at the same time
Took me a solid ten seconds to read it in the accent and now I can’t stop laughing
Brother from an upside-down mother
Honestly, calling your drill Sargent mate is really the crime here. Bro’s gonna be mopping for months.
There actually was a guy in my platoon from Australia who enlisted to get US citizenship. Our Drill Instructor called him Kangaroo Jack.
Really cool dude. I think he’s a nurse now.
Australians casually talking like they already survived the tutorial level of life 😭
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It akways baffles me how a people who seem to enjoy the reputation as not taking shit from anybody are so pacifier by their government. It’s really strange.
Drill sergeant looks hysterical or under substance abuse. Look at his neck. Now look at the soldiers from the Russian-Ukrainian war, they are chill, even when shit explodes all around them, they found peace with the idea that every moment can end their live and accepted it, that is how they do the job. All the screaming and the BS is just to brainwash weak minds to become single use units, try this shit on veterans from a war region and the sergeant is lucky if he gets just a good dynamic character adjustment.
This reminds me when I went to an opal mine in the first week of being a tourist in Australia, and the mine guide guy kept saying stuff like “so we are here to die…” while walking us into the mine, and I was like hell, I love this guy’s humour! Took me at least fourty minutes and him repeating this phrase over and over to register that he meant “today” and didn’t actually have dark humour :/