What up? You’re a cool guy who is looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in your party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual
Fuck me its an always sunny reference you wetwipes
johnfogogin on
Alo-p-p
TehBlackCat on
This takes getting head to a whole new level
PrisonerV on
Looks like Omadong
glow3th on
More like r/mildlyinfuriating
JonesyOnReddit on
you got fucked
Stinker_Bell77 on
Nice one, dickhead.
Comfortable-Spell-75 on
You’ve been tea bagged way too many times on Call of Duty or Apex Legends.
PowderPills on
A real dickhead, it seems.
M086 on
I’ve heard that slope is hair loss, the skin for some reason feels like dick skin.
svennon89 on
And it will only grow from this point? You will have a hard time sooner or later
Pun intended
Goldenegg54 on
Now we know what’s on your mind!
Albert_dark on
Silence brain, The penis is thinking
neo4025 on
Oh my goly gosh, lol.
greenthumbwitch on
it reminds me of the marks on a cats face
smashedshanky on
Ok this is funny lol and I’m sorry
beene282 on

turdblossom3 on
oh the rare spotted dick balding pattern
thederevolutions on
I would never even notice you had alopecia btw . Nvm that it looks like you think.
SimpleGuy7 on
Not even mildly
shawnaeatscats on
r/mildlypenis
Drivingfinger on
well.. they say people who wear hats all the time tend to lose hair from the friction.. so.. tracks?
orpheo_1452 on
Your hairline got social distancing
mr_ji on
I’ll give this line a shot next time I’m at the bar.
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pencil dick but dick nonetheless
What up? You’re a cool guy who is looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in your party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual
Fuck me its an always sunny reference you wetwipes
Alo-p-p
This takes getting head to a whole new level
Looks like Omadong
More like r/mildlyinfuriating
you got fucked
Nice one, dickhead.
You’ve been tea bagged way too many times on Call of Duty or Apex Legends.
A real dickhead, it seems.
I’ve heard that slope is hair loss, the skin for some reason feels like dick skin.
And it will only grow from this point? You will have a hard time sooner or later
Pun intended
Now we know what’s on your mind!
Silence brain, The penis is thinking
Oh my goly gosh, lol.
it reminds me of the marks on a cats face
Ok this is funny lol and I’m sorry

oh the rare spotted dick balding pattern
I would never even notice you had alopecia btw . Nvm that it looks like you think.
Not even mildly
r/mildlypenis
well.. they say people who wear hats all the time tend to lose hair from the friction.. so.. tracks?
Your hairline got social distancing
I’ll give this line a shot next time I’m at the bar.