Posting this is a good to step towards never having a wife.
Bemxuu on
Can’t really say. Never had a chance to talk to this guy’s wife.
Funny-Presence4228 on
As a husband who is always in trouble for something or other, I still feel nervous talking to my wife most of the time.
IsThereCheese on
Sure, when she’s snoring like an asthmatic donkey at night the mind wanders – and you realize we’re all just flawed, gross people
Bowllieo on
Rule 10
PilotAdvanced on
There are much funnier versions of this meme on tiktok and instragram.
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tolacid on
With mine it was: “I can’t believe there was ever a time I didn’t know this person.”
ziplex on
Nah, I still look at her 10-20 times a day and think “damn, can’t believe I get to see her her naked.” To be fair though we’ve only been together for about 15 years so it could just be NRE still 🤷
stonecutter7 on
My wife is maybe at her sexiesr when shes super causal and comfy
Griffb4ll on
When looking at beautiful people, just remember that they, like most other creatures, have to poop
lowfreq33 on
When I was still married there was definitely a point when I realized she had been putting in a shitload of effort when we met to seem like a far better person than she actually was.
Mattroar on
That butterbeer popcorn is so fucking good.
Oliversbeans on
Literally my boyfriend looked so scary and mean but he’s incredibly unserious and doesn’t stop playing around
mntnwlf on
I’m completely sure she has felt this way with me…
WaltMitty on
Oh no, not Janey Briggs! She has glasses and a ponytail and look! She’s got popcorn on her overalls!
oldirtyjuanski on
Haven’t had the pleasure yet of meeting the clown
Gambit_TheGreat on
You’re not wrong, I think the same about mine
Queephbubble on
In the most loving way possible
narfidy on
Oh big time, but she never really behaved like a clown until me
I think I corrupted her
tempting_sirenn on
lol the way he’s looking at that sandwich is kinda insane. like it just discovered the meaning of life. i get it though, sometimes a perfectly constructed sandwich is just *chef’s kiss*. my current obsession is a really simple grilled cheese, but with like, a tiny bit of fig jam in it. sounds weird but it’s legit amazing. what kind of sandwich is that? looks good.
princessjamiekay on
No. Still in awe he likes me back
bubblyboyoo on
Post is funny. But the comments somehow ended up being “ugh my wife makes me do shit and I’m tired” man some of y’all really are boomers
AwayCandidate850 on
shell stab you in the back like you ain’t ever met before
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Yeah…sure. Made up internet clowning pics.
Right
Posting this is a good to step towards never having a wife.
Can’t really say. Never had a chance to talk to this guy’s wife.
As a husband who is always in trouble for something or other, I still feel nervous talking to my wife most of the time.
Sure, when she’s snoring like an asthmatic donkey at night the mind wanders – and you realize we’re all just flawed, gross people
Rule 10
There are much funnier versions of this meme on tiktok and instragram.
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With mine it was: “I can’t believe there was ever a time I didn’t know this person.”
Nah, I still look at her 10-20 times a day and think “damn, can’t believe I get to see her her naked.” To be fair though we’ve only been together for about 15 years so it could just be NRE still 🤷
My wife is maybe at her sexiesr when shes super causal and comfy
When looking at beautiful people, just remember that they, like most other creatures, have to poop
When I was still married there was definitely a point when I realized she had been putting in a shitload of effort when we met to seem like a far better person than she actually was.
That butterbeer popcorn is so fucking good.
Literally my boyfriend looked so scary and mean but he’s incredibly unserious and doesn’t stop playing around
I’m completely sure she has felt this way with me…
Oh no, not Janey Briggs! She has glasses and a ponytail and look! She’s got popcorn on her overalls!
Haven’t had the pleasure yet of meeting the clown
You’re not wrong, I think the same about mine
In the most loving way possible
Oh big time, but she never really behaved like a clown until me
I think I corrupted her
lol the way he’s looking at that sandwich is kinda insane. like it just discovered the meaning of life. i get it though, sometimes a perfectly constructed sandwich is just *chef’s kiss*. my current obsession is a really simple grilled cheese, but with like, a tiny bit of fig jam in it. sounds weird but it’s legit amazing. what kind of sandwich is that? looks good.
No. Still in awe he likes me back
Post is funny. But the comments somehow ended up being “ugh my wife makes me do shit and I’m tired” man some of y’all really are boomers
shell stab you in the back like you ain’t ever met before