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    1. ThePlantMolester on

      Thats why I clarify using a sense.  

      I hate how children taste.

      I love how children smell.

    2. ushouldbe_working on

      It’s only weird if you are too specific. “I like 12 year olds”

    3. Life-Bass-2013 on

      This is true, loving kids should just mean you cherish them. Not that you are into kids.

    5. 7thFleetTraveller on

      At this point, if seeing an unattended child somewhere, even if it’s crying for help, many people would keep walking and pretending to not have seen it. Out of the fear that if going to the child, there would be anyone around assuming you want to kidnap it.

    6. WkwkIndog on

      When I hear it saying I love kids sounds normal but saying I like kids sounds sus

    7. Jester471 on

      All children can be wonderful. All kids can occasionally or often be giant turds.

      If you have kids and the fact that I just said your kid can be a turd because your child is a perfect little angel, the chance that your kid is a giant turd on the regular just went up exponentially.

    8. ProofOfTool on

      Unless you’re a parent in a group of other parents, then this is totally fine.

    13. Siren_Luxe on

      Internet logic:
      “I hate children” = independent and honest
      “I love children” = bro explain yourself immediately

    14. FlyingFreest on

      They can exist in my prescence as long as they dont do anything annoying.

    16. ProbablyGonnaEatYou on

      I hate when people assume what someone feels about kids. m not a kid person. I love my nieces and nephews, but If i were to babysit id want to give them back at the end of the day as i dont want kids and dont want the full time responsibility. Im just not a big fan of kids which i would assume is okay. But ask anyone in my family and jesus fucking christ they act like I hate all children and wish they were extinct. Like just because I dont want them doesnt mean I hate them

    18. SpiderJerusalem747 on

      I prefer not talking about children at all and when referenced I usually say:

      *”The humunculi? What does this concern them?”*

    19. Sbatio on

      It’s fine to say you love children. It gets a little dicey when you get specific..”I love 9 year olds!”

      Hits the ear differently.

      -Jimmy Carr Joke I think

    21. ApprehensiveDare9765 on

      “Kids are cool.”

      Side steps the whole overthinking problem.

    27. Fungalina on

      It’s a shame. Interacting with kids can be such a joyful experience. So many people grow up without any siblings, its hard to lkn ow how to interact with kids until you have your own family and then it is so overwhelming!

    28. Fungalina on

      Many adults have never even held a baby until they produce their own. Like, wtf do i do with this thing? I was not prepared for this!

    30. Business-Grass-1965 on

      It’s better not to talk about children at all, Perrigan Took. 😌👍

    35. AyFuDee on

      Rich billionaires when they fuck children. Nobody says anything. Or they say but there is still no consequences.

    36. Hug0San on

      I always went of the comedian rules.

      “I love kids” OKAY statement

      “I love 8 year old boys” BAD statement

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